37 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Women That'll Make Them LOL For Days

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Using this cat butt cookie cutter you’ll be able to bake your favorite cat lover with a crude sense of humor a batch of goodness guaranteed to make them smile. They’re made from biodegradable PLA plastic and mesure about four inches.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

The wine rack is the versatile garment that will not only keep the girls in place, but will also keep you properly hydrated. This comfy sports bra comes with a removable 25-ounce capacity polyurethane bladder that will allow you to discreetly drink virtually anywhere you go.

Belt out your favorite songs without torturing the eardrums of those around you by singing into the silent karaoke mic. The cone-shaped mic is connected to a headphone that goes over your ear so that you can hear and bask in your angelic voice.

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and you can stay true to your word by using the Guzzle Buddy. The wine bottle attachment slips right into the neck of a bottle of wine, turning the entire thing into your glass. It's a great way to save dishes and get your buzz on.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

You may find yourself making more puns with your feet in these buns. You may also do a lot more loafing around. And find that your feet are baked to perfection in the slippers' foam. You may even go against the grain and claim that these ae the toastiest you've ever worn.

You gotta get that bread! And by that bread, we mean this oversize bread pillow because you can't make mad cheddar if you're not getting a good night's sleep. The massive bread is almost 3' long and makes an ideal cuddle buddy in bed.

If you're one of those "shower at night" people, this margarita machine is for you. Unwind during your shower power hour by sipping from the device, which can be adhered to the wall of your shower and hold up to a gallon of your favorite drink.

Think of the sarcastic magic 8-ball as the friend you have that always tells the truth, no holds barred. Do you have a shot with Glenn, the star quarterback of the team or the star sales guy at the office? Ask the 8 ball and get one of 20 snarky responses in return, like "You've Got to be Kidding."

Hail Harry Styles, full of grace. Or Madonna. Or Spock. Or any number of the other celebrities on display on these prayer candles. Each glass candle is wrapped with your choice of over a dozen modern and classic celebrities.

Swearing literally does help, science has proven that. When you're in a particularly bad mood unleash every four-letter word you've got in you into the pages of this gratitude journal and you'll feel like a boat that literally blew off steam. It's packed with activities that promote stress-relief and gratitude that'll put you in a better mood.

If there's anyone out there that likes COCKtails, it's bartenders. Must be something about all those smooth BALLS of ice they put in whiskey drinks. Could also have something to do with those stirring RODS they use to mix drinks. The world may never know, but these socks will help them be loud and proud about it.

Imagine this, ladies: your man loading the dishwasher properly. Your man, folding the laundry AND putting it away. Turned on yet? Celebrate this V-Day with the perfect man aka the star of P*rn for Women, the calendar. He's doing all the deeds (by that we mean chores) that you wish your dude would do.

Her man won't be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won't have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that's where the fun lies.