24 Absurdly Funny Gifts For Your Friends Guaranteed To Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off

Disgust, delight, and entertain your dinner guests in one fell swoop with a puking cat gravy boat. This fascinating gravy boat is absolutely purrfect for cat people who like to host, those who don’t gross out easily, and parents desperate to entertain their kids.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use the can for storage.

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Give a shitshow a moment in your life the ambient lighting it deserves with this dumpster fire candle. This paraffin wax candle shaped like a tiny green dumpster measures 5″ x 3.4″ x 3″ and will burn for roughly 40 to 50 hours.

Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid id s a game that's funny when you're sober, but it's rip-roaring hilarious when you're stoned. You and the gang will have a whale of a time cackling over the card that list something that someone has done, it's up to you to figure out what state they were in when they did it.

Experience a nostalgia overload as you pay homage to one of the 20th century’s greatest landscape painters with this Bob Ross Chia Pet. In just 1 to 2 weeks you’ll be able to witness your tiny Bob Ross grow a groovy green afro full of life and color.

The questions in this book will really make you think, and you'll be thinking for a while. Brought to you by the brilliant minds at XKCD, the hypothetical questions the book posits will have your brain twisting up in knots for days.

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and you can stay true to your word by using the Guzzle Buddy. The wine bottle attachment slips right into the neck of a bottle of wine, turning the entire thing into your glass. It's a great way to save dishes and get your buzz on.

A guy that's always playing pranks needs a taste of his own medicine. Give him a dose of harmless fun with a Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box. It looks like it should contain a cheesy gift that prints his face on a slice of cheese, in actuality, you choose what goes inside.

If every online quiz you take tells you that you're Michael Scott, embrace it with a bobblehead of your alter ego. Funko's figurine version of the World's Best Boss is the perfect desk decor.

Think of the sarcastic magic 8-ball as the friend you have that always tells the truth, no holds barred. Do you have a shot with Glenn, the star quarterback of the team or the star sales guy at the office? Ask the 8 ball and get one of 20 snarky responses in return, like "You've Got to be Kidding."

Being a middle child is enough to make you want to scream but even if someone hears you, no one's going to ask if you're ok. The youngest is probably screaming, too. This scream-absorbing jar allows you to scream in silence and solitude.