24 Absurdly Funny Gifts For Your Friends Guaranteed To Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off

Got a friend who’s been a little sh*tty lately? Give them an olive branch in the form of a novelty pen holder that’s got their bad behavior on full display. The fella sitting on this porcelain throne looks a little constipated, but that won't stop him from holding your pens, sticky notes, and tape.

Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid id s a game that's funny when you're sober, but it's rip-roaring hilarious when you're stoned. You and the gang will have a whale of a time cackling over the card that list something that someone has done, it's up to you to figure out what state they were in when they did it.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

You'll know when this prank mail package arrives at your cousin's house because you'll hear your aunt or your cousin's significant other screaming at them. The hilarious containers are printed with embarrassing faux places of businesses.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Disgust, delight, and entertain your dinner guests in one fell swoop with a puking cat gravy boat. This fascinating gravy boat is absolutely purrfect for cat people who like to host, those who don’t gross out easily, and parents desperate to entertain their kids.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Midwesterners are nice 99% of the time and when they're not feeling so nice, they're not gonna tell you about it directly. This passive-aggressive notepad is a way to air their grievances in the most indirect manner possible. And listen here, buddy, it's the best way, ok?!

If there's anyone out there that likes COCKtails, it's bartenders. Must be something about all those smooth BALLS of ice they put in whiskey drinks. Could also have something to do with those stirring RODS they use to mix drinks. The world may never know, but these socks will help them be loud and proud about it.

Your party aunt is always joking about her “happy pills” and you’ll get the last and biggest laugh when you treat her to this outrageous plush. Press the heart at the bottom of the pill and it barks out a laugh so dynamic she might need to tap into her happy pills to get her to stop laughing.

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

Guess what? This graphic tee is the one you've been waiting for. Humor, comfort, and flattering colors all in one awesome short-sleeved tee. What did you think we were gonna say? Chicken Butt? LOL!

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.

Give your pal the booty, the booTEA, that is! This butt and poo tea infuser is so funny it'll make them want to channel every ounce of British energy they've gleaned off of GBBO and put their pinky up while enjoying some perfectly steeped beverage.

Love? A little bit of happiness? F*ck that noise. A friend who bakes knows that the real secret ingredient is their hard work, grit, and a lot of four letter words. Cakes don’t just make themselves, and your friend will revel in their ability to make them pristine with this oven mitt on.

Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use the can for storage.