44 Absurdly Funny Home Decor Items That You Should Definitely Own

Green thumbs that have a vested interest in protecting their coffee tables won‘t prickle at this cactus coaster. In fact, they‘ll love the piece, which comes with five wooden coasters in a lovely green hue that attach to each other to transform into a cactus when it‘s time to put them away.

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

Take a design cue from Jabba the Hutt by decorating your fridge with this Han Solo in Carbonite fridge sticker. This 25.4″ x 70.2″ long-lasting vinyl decal will transform your plain old fridge while adding character to your kitchen, making it a must-have for any Star Wars fanatic.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Give your bedroom a bit of A-list Hollywood flair with this stunning Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. With an effortless stroke of your hand along its surface, the eye-catching shimmering sequin design will give way to an image of the one true God’s flawless face.

The most iconic novelty gift of all time has just become smart – introducing the the Alexa enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass! He can sing and dance to the classic “Fishing Time” song or to music played through Amazon Music, and moves his mouth when Alexa speaks.

Brighten your day with a set of coasters that‘ll have you moving and grooving from morning ‘til night. The set of six coasters comes in a cute litte case that looks like a turntable and each is printed with a different faux album title.

Get down and dirty while you ironically get clean with the breasts shower gel dispenser. The risque gel dispenser makes the perfect addition to any bachelor’s bathroom, as it lets you squeeze a pair of voluptuous and supple breasts every time you need some soap.

Add a touch of prehistoric whimsy to your kitchen or bathroom with this little Brontosaurus paper towel holder. This pint-sized dino is crafted from dense poly-resin that will stand up against bumps and falls and can accommodate either paper towels or toilet paper rolls.

Why would you have those Edison bulb porch lights that literally everyone on Instagram seems to have when you could have dogs instead? These peppy weenies think you're barking mad if you don't want to display all 30 of them that are on the 10-foot wire.

Kids visiting your house (or even the ones that live there) will be so full of surprise, delight, and awe at what awaits them in the jaw of these dinosaurs that they might just roar like one! The dinos are almost 8” tall and come in three bright colors. Tip the head back to find something yummy waiting!

Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid in many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.

Is this guy tired? Cuz he‘s been running through the clock all day! Enjoy all kinds of dumb jokes with this vintage clock on the wall. His legs jog comically and quietly around the piece, which is powered by a couple of batteries.

Rye hasn‘t anyone complimented you on your decorative pillow situation lately? Probably because you haven‘t put any oven lovin‘ on the couch. This oversized bread cushion is almost 2 feet of lumbar support, crusty majesty (only in appearance, though), and yeast-risen softness.

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.

Fill your home with the delightful aroma of exotic scents with these parody scented candles. Just one whiff of “Old Man’s Balls”, “Dutch Oven”, or “Urinal Mints” and you’ll wonder how you ever went this long without these magical candles in your life.

Slay the kitchen decor game all day every day with a knife block that looks like what you wish you could do to your ex-boyfriend. The upright block stands at about 14.5" tall and has 5 stainless steel knives sticking out of the places that hurt him most.

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.