44 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Men Guaranteed To Make Him Laugh His Butt Off

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Show your favorite carnivore how much you really love them with one of these mouth-watering beef jerky rose bouquets. Each meaty bouquet is made from over half a pound of premium bacon that is hand folded into lovely edible roses.

F*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick.”

Become the undisputed king of strange and possibly useless trivia by reading True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. It comes crammed with 500 mind-blowing facts spanning a wide range of subjects so you can impress all kinds of friends and family.

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Get real scientific answers to the absurd hypothetical situations you’ve always wondered about by reading “What If?”. Written by former NASA roboticist Randall Munroe, it provides detailed answers to questions like “how much Force power can Yoda output?”.

You're liable to have a lot of time to kill on the can after a big order of Taco Bell, that fiber does a number on the intestines. When you've reached the bottom of Instagram, this book will be there. It's filled with fart jokes, Sudoku puzzles, word finders, mazes, and so much more!

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

When Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – with everything from using it as a painting canvas to a fishing net in this hilarious book.

A guy who thinks nothing is too hot for him to handle hasn't tried to handle The Good Hurt Fuego Hot Sauce Set. The package looks like a bundle of dynamite for a reason, each of the 7 sauces will cause a fiery explosion in his mouth. Can he stand the heat? Wait and see.