27 Ridiculously Funny Mother's Day Gifts That Your Mom Will Think Are A Real Hoot

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Show the new mom in your life that she’s doing a bang-up job with There Are Way Worse Moms Than You. This chucklesome kid’s book for adults depicts dozens of strange yet true examples of ‘bad’ moms throughout the animal kingdom.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Go wild and get hammer drunk without feeling like death the morning after by eating one of these gummies before your drink. They’re made with a proprietary formula that uses clinically proven ingredients that will aid your body in the recovery process.

Whether you’re unwinding on the couch after a long day of work, hosting an intimate dinner party, or throwing a backyard BBQ, Bev by BLACK+DECKER cocktail maker lets you mix up any occasion with personalized cocktails at the touch of a button.

Put your summer outfit over the top by completing it with a pair of lobster sandals. The zany and vibrant lobster design – also available in an equally striking green – is lightweight, insanely comfy, and comes with anti-skidding soles.

Quit feeling bitter and start feeling better by writing all your grievances and frustrations inside the Let That Sh*t Go self-help journal. You’ll find a series of “positive as f*ck” activities designed to help you find profanity-laced moments of clarity.

Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own personal jumbo cup.

Add some sizzle to your golden years by going through the sultry pages of Porn for Women of a Certain Age. This tantalizing read depicts forty hot and steamy scenarios that show handsome hotties catering to your every whim.

Start your day off on a positive note by digging into a stack of some happy little Bob Ross waffles. This must-have kitchen appliance makes delicious and fluffy waffles shaped like the iconic artist’s head – complete with a killer 1970s styled afro.

That growl you hear coming from the garden isn't a cougar on the prowl, it's your stepmom pretending to be an animal while she's got these gloves on. The gloves are as fun as they are functional, mimicking the claws on a large animal while also helping her dig deep to till soil that'll make her plants grow tall.

Gratitude isn’t just flowery language and little heart emojis, it can be about being really f*cking grateful you made it through some tough sh*t. With this journal, she can let out all her frustrations and feel-good’s all in one place with a little help from some prompts.

Your mother needs to pray to the saint of something to keep you safe, it might as well be someone famous. With one of these hilarious prayer candles, she can beg for blessings from anyone, including Lieutenant Spock and Leonardo DiCaprio.

If your mom is like most other moms, she's thirsty for that guy on Outlander. With this Kilty Pleasures Sexy Scottish Man wall calendar, mama can look at hot Scottish snaccs every month. After all, the only thing hotter than a man in uniform is one with an accent.

Mama doesn't need a clock, there are only two times that matter. Coffee o' clock and wine o' clock are the two most important times of the day and her body tells her when those times are. This wall shelf just helps hold the beverages she needs at those hours.

The #momlife is not for the faint of heart. When the strongest mamas are feeling a little overwhelmed, they can unwind by shading in the relatable situations and phrases in Mom Life: The Adult Coloring book. Keep this away from kiddos that can read, it's NSFW.

Thank mom for being a friend with a Mad Lib book from a show that she'll remember watching live. This hilarious MadLib book combines the classic game with the classic show to create a delightful result.

When you give this to her, reassure mom you're not giving it to her because she's old or forgetful, it's because literally no human on Earth can remember all their usernames and passwords anymore. And don't tell her you're sick of her calling to ask what her passwords are.