27 Sick Gifts For Kyles That Are As Badass As Chugging A Six Pack Of Monster Energy

This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he’d use this beer ammo bandolier. It’s the perfect party themed gift for the raging military man.

Enjoy a frosty brew anywhere you go without fear of getting ticketed or harassed by disapproving stares by placing your can inside the stealth beer sleeve. The clever design disguises your beer can like a run-of-the-mill beverage from your local coffee house.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

For the wild and untamable man it doesn’t get much better than the sexy wolf crotch underwear. Considered by many as the male version of lingerie, these sexy pair of undies are ideal for long nights of primal love-making with your mate.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

Don’t just make it rain at the strip club – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life!

Look fly while you discreetly smoke from this vaporizer hoodie. This wonder-garment allows you to blaze up your favorite waxes, oils, and e-juices through a secret opening in the drawstring so that you can puff the magic dragon without arousing suspicion.

Chug and Smoke at the same time with The Knockout. Just GRIP IT, FLIP IT and RIP IT. Get and underhand grip. Flip the beer upside down. Start chugging and light the one-hitter bowl. Once you’re done chugging, take a hit and RIP IT!

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Watch your game night go up in smoke by lighting one up and sitting down for a rousing game of Hotbox. In this stoner-friendly game, players have to match weed question and answer cards to come up with the most hilarious answers possible.

Keep those cold ones coming long after you've run out of cans in the fridge with the Chill-o-Matic. In one 60 second spin in the machine, you'll have a fizz-free, foam-free 12oz can ready to crack open. For those counting, that means it gets chill 240x faster than it does in the fridge.

Drink-A-Palooza is a Monopoly-type board game with beer pong, quarters, flip cup, and king’s cup all in one. This liver-destroying board game requires no fancy equipment and can be played with up to 12 people in teams of 2 – making it a college party must-have.

Kyle talks a lot about skating, but he's only ever pushed his bros down a hill on one. But don't tell anyone that! He can pretend he's a totally awesome Skater Boi by toting around this checkerboard skateboard.

Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!

Smoke your opponents during your next gaming session by upgrading your rig with this RGB mechanical gaming keyboard. It features customizable illumination and exclusive Romer-G mechanical switches with up to 25% faster actuation.

To get the most out of a game, a player needs to be totally immersed in the world he's playing in. These headphones do the job well, with surround sound and noise-canceling that'll envelop him in his VR world. And, with an integrated hi-fi mic and soft ear cups, he can wear for hours comfortably.

Assembling the right technology party before heading into battle is important and you're setting yourself up for success with this gaming mouse. With lightning-fast tracking, a low latency period, and a backlight for style, it's a great choice for gamers whose every click matters.

No one will know you're the culprit behind the Great Hot Cheeto Disappearance when you ate them wearing these cheese dust finger protectors. The simple but genius (and slightly extra) grippers are silicone for easy chip grabbing, easy to wash, and dishwasher safe.