33 Ridiculously Funny Best Friend Gifts That'll Make Your BFF ROFL IRL

Who wouldn’t want an identical clone of their penis? An ideal birthday gift for the Mrs., the Clone-A-Willy kit includes everything you need to make a silicone rubber vibrating dildo that is shaped just like your mighty Johnson, from the comfort and privacy of your home.

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space.

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Turn any location into the perfect party location with a push a button! One push of this dance party button and you’ll be treated to thirty-second intervals of music designed to get you and everyone around you moving and grooving.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.

Texts from Mittens is the hilarious day-to-day calendar that belongs on every cat person’s desktop. Based on the blog and book of the same name, each day they’ll be treated to the conversations between self-absorbed housecat Mitty and his owner.

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

Give onlookers a peak at your bodacious dad bod by storing your goodies in this hairy gut fanny pack. It features a large zippered compartment along with a hilarious and life-like graphic that creates the illusion you have a hairy beer belly poking out of your shirt.

Don’t get sad when your doctor says you can only have one glass of wine per day – get creative and have <i>just one glass</i> with this massive chalice that can hold one whole bottle of wine inside of it! It’s a must-have for alcoholics on the brink of self-destruction.

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and you can stay true to your word by using the Guzzle Buddy. The wine bottle attachment slips right into the neck of a bottle of wine, turning the entire thing into your glass. It's a great way to save dishes and get your buzz on.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

Think of the sarcastic magic 8-ball as the friend you have that always tells the truth, no holds barred. Do you have a shot with Glenn, the star quarterback of the team or the star sales guy at the office? Ask the 8 ball and get one of 20 snarky responses in return, like "You've Got to be Kidding."

Get your snuggles in sans snores with the boyfriend pillow. Nestle in right under his arm and hold him close, once your eyes are closed it'll feel like he's right there with you. Next time you see him, steal a shirt and bring it home to put on the pillow to make the experience even more authentic.

Hail Harry Styles, full of grace. Or Madonna. Or Spock. Or any number of the other celebrities on display on these prayer candles. Each glass candle is wrapped with your choice of over a dozen modern and classic celebrities.

It's not just casserole that Aunt Jan has been bringing to the family reunion, it's kick-asserole. It's got some secret ingredient that takes hot cheese, potatoes, and beef to a new level. Give it even more of a kick by giving her this Kickasserole dish, it's 10.6"x7.2", ideal for most recipes, and good for cooking and serving!

Swearing literally does help, science has proven that. When you're in a particularly bad mood unleash every four-letter word you've got in you into the pages of this gratitude journal and you'll feel like a boat that literally blew off steam. It's packed with activities that promote stress-relief and gratitude that'll put you in a better mood.