25 Outrageous Gag Gifts That Are Guaranteed To Make Anyone LOL Their Butt Off

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

The applications for the old Asian man wall decal are virtually limitless. His firm but fair demeanor will motivate you to study harder, achieve more in your career, and he’ll always be there to lovingly listen to you and then tell you why you need to work harder.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

They're so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn't want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.

Bring the gloriously odd breed of shoppers known as The People of Walmart to life with your artistic skills. This adult themed coloring book contains page after page of the wonderfully weird shoppers you’re likely to encounter at the land of Walmart.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Midwesterners are nice 99% of the time and when they're not feeling so nice, they're not gonna tell you about it directly. This passive-aggressive notepad is a way to air their grievances in the most indirect manner possible. And listen here, buddy, it's the best way, ok?!

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

A steaming hot coffee in your steaming hot shower? What more could you ask for? Probably for the Bathe & Brew to be a real thing. This gag gift box is one gift your friend might actually want to receive.

Stave off boredom on long trips by mounting your smartphone onto the lazy phone holder. The functional design fits comfortably around your neck and conveniently holds your smartphone at the perfect height and angle for hands-free viewing.

Provide realism to your film’s bar fight by shooting the scene using these breakable prop beer bottles. The bottles come expertly built to resemble brand name beer bottles and are designed to easily break upon impact without causing harm to the victim.

Instantly brighten up even the worst of days with the yodeling pickle. This modern-day necessity will yodel endlessly at the simple push of a button, ensuring hours and hours of pure entertainment that will delight and annoy.

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.

Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use the can for storage.