55 Very Weird Toys That You Didn't Know Existed And That You Needed

Fries before guys, amirite? Even more so when those fries are there for emotional support and have happy little faces! There are five stuffed fries in the set, and they're delightfully huggable.

Put a little marker on these possums so you can tell them apart and then send them off to the races. The pullback cars will remind you of similar races at the ballpark. See which of the three will reign supreme in the race of a lifetime!

Meet Sunny the Blobfish – your squishy, droopy, adorable new friend! Perfect for stress relief or a good laugh, this lovable blob brings joy with its delightfully ugly charm. Hug it, squish it, and marvel at nature’s quirkiest creation!

Put your anxiety to bed in a strange yet entertaining way with a blackhead plucking toy. This little fella comes riddled with dozens and dozens of tiny blackheads that you get to pluck out to your heart’s content using the included tweezers.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Move aside Super Ball, there’s a new king in town. The compact and immensely fun Waboba Moon Ball measures 2.48” across so that it fits nicely in the hand, creates a distinctive “pop” sound when it hits the ground, and can reach a height of 100 feet!

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Do we even need to elaborate here on why you need to buy this for your pup? It’s a giant tennis ball. Look at this friggin’ dog – he looks like he found his soulmate. Its got a 9.5″ circumference, so it’s a great gift for even the largest of breeds.

Your stress will be toast when you start squishing this piece of bread. How could it not be when it's so fun to squish and squeeze and flatten? It turns back into a gooey slice of bread right quick, though, so you can squeeze it again.

If you don't whirl this thing around at top speed trying to get the gyro piece to a speed that sends it careening off the end of the toy, what are you even doing? It's a toy straight outta your parents' era but it's still great for high-octane fun.

Labyrinth came out so long ago that kids of today don't even know what it is and that's an absolute travesty. Introduce your kid to the masterpiece work of cinematic art with this nightmare fuel worm.

Screamin' Cheeks sounds like the name of a fart or a ride at an amusement park made for kids. Instead, it's a toy that screams like those screaming goat videos when you pull on its cheeks. Keep it on your desk for conference calls that run long.

Shock roulette is for people who want the thrill of Russian Roulette but don't want to slough off their mortal coil. Players stick their fingers in one of the six slots and the unlucky player gets zapped.

Skip the $20 copay and go to a therapist who doles out generic but oddly helpful advice at the touch of a button. This desktop therapist is programmed with a variety of relatively helpful phrases that'll get you through a tough day at work.

Instead of delivering white glove service at your next dinner party, opt for something a little more crustacean. These lobster claw gloves are guaranteed to make an impression on guests and are remarkably realistic given their size.

All right Annie Oakley, get your gun and take aim at something offensive, like a rotten tomato. This toothpick gun can accommodate up to two toothpicks at a time and can do some damage, so be careful what you point it at.