37 Really Unusual Gifts For Men That We Guarantee He Doesn't Already Have

Stop living hour to hour and live life in the slow lane with help from the day of the week clock. Rather than keeping track of the hours in a day, the clock keeps track of each day of the week, making this great for both weekend warriors and retirees.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space.

Fortune cookies are always so optimistic – they never talk about how you’re getting fat, or how your wife is planning to leave you. If you want some realistic fortunes, try cracking open one of these offensive fortune cookies and see what’s really in store for you.

Get your fill of all things strange, peculiar, and interesting by going through the 704 pages of The Book of Useless Information. This treasure trove of information comes with 250 articles, stats, facts, trivia, and lists on some of the most captivating subjects.

Your brew will be extra steamy when you pour it into this great nudes heat-changing coffee mug. Art lovers will be able to admire and gawk over thirteen renowned masterpieces spanning from the fifteenth century to the twentieth century.

A big appetite demands a proper utensil that won’t bend under the weight of a hearty meal – enter the man fork! This fork on steroids comes with six tines compared to the standard four so that you can scoop up twice as much food.

Display the most famous works of art in human history right in your living room with the Billion Dollar Art Gallery. This little gadget essentially museumfies your TV so that you can display some of the most stunning masterpieces in human history.

Danny Boy is the cheeky liquor dispenser that’ll get you and your friends pissed in more ways than one. It stands thirteen inches tall and holds up to sixteen ounces of your favorite spirit. It’s the perfect addition to any man cave or frat house bar.

Experience just how fun the redneck life can be by sitting down to play this wildly entertaining and funny board game. A roll of two dice determines what grade you graduate at and the player with most teeth remaining at the end of the game claims sweet victory!

Get your fill of the strange and fascinating by diving into The Book of Extraordinary Facts. This wildly-entertaining read comes with 704 pages loaded with facts and information spanning various topics like technology, food, tech, history, religion, and more.

Create a riot of universe-ending proportions when you go to the beach by showing off your hot bod in this Thanos one piece swimsuit. It features a scoop neckline along with wide shoulder straps and is emblazoned a very close-up portrait of the Mad Titan himself.

Anyone can become a felon through robbery or fraud, if you really want to set yourself apart from all the other criminals, How to Become a Federal Criminal will show you how. It comes jam-packed with all the strange offenses you can commit to become a federal criminal.

Guard your perfectly manicured whiskers from the onslaught of hot and frothy drinks by sipping out of the mustache guard mug. It features a ceramic barrier designed to protect the upper lip hair follicles from unforgiving beverages.

Will he name this pencil holder after his boss, the same boss who's been denying him a promotion for 5 years and who won't let him take Thanksgiving off? Of course not (sarcasm). That would be terrible (more sarcasm).

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.