33 Dangerously Funny Gifts For Your Boyfriend Guaranteed To Make Him LOL

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie prop? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will commence and require you to cut the right wire before time runs out.

Add a dash of fun to your wardrobe with the Burger Socks Box. Featuring socks creatively packaged to look like a burger, this unique gift combines comfort, whimsy, and style – perfect for foodies and sock enthusiasts alike.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Serve up a side of laughter along with your liquor by drinking out of these urinal shot glasses. Since all your drinks inevitably end up going down the urinal anyways, it’s fitting that they start their journey in this set of novelty ceramic shot glasses.

This Sexercise book is guaranteed to make workouts feel simply orgasmic! This must for fitness freaks and regular freaks wanting to get in shape comes with 96-pages worth of drills for you and your gym..err..fuck buddy to perform over and over and over again.

When the unthinkable occurs, Code Brown emergency underpants will come to your rescue! Each pack comes with three one-size-fits-most underpants that will save your ass in a number of embarrassing situations, making them a must-own for any guy.

Give onlookers a peak at your bodacious dad bod by storing your goodies in this hairy gut fanny pack. It features a large zippered compartment along with a hilarious and life-like graphic that creates the illusion you have a hairy beer belly poking out of your shirt.

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Join the dark side and be warm and toasty when you do by sliding on a Darth Vader blanket with sleeves. It's almost 6 feet tall, so it fits most adult men, and is made of soft polyester material. You'll love the details, all you need to do is provide Darth Vader's voice to make it a costume.

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

Start off every morning right by staring down a dog in the position. The best part is that since it's the Pooping Pooches calendar, you don't have to get up at 6AM to watch the dog sh*t. All you gotta do is look in the direction of this LOLworthy calendar.

Your golf game might be crap now, but it'll be much better after you're able to practice it while crapping. With this toilet golf game, you can move the hole around, getting in tons of putting practice while you're pooping.

When you're aiming for a record-breaking dump, it helps to know just how long you've been on the can. With the Toilet Timer, you can measure your time there in up to five-minute increments. It's also helpful if you need to get out of the bathroom quickly so no one wonders what you're doing.

Show off your stuff to everyone at the backyard pool party with the Dick Towel. You'll have your choice of styles between booty, micropenis, or massive schlong. The soft towel is absorbent and is great for hanging out post-shower, too.