25 Hilarious Gifts For Karens That She Won't Write a Scathing Review About

When she's hashtagging #makingmoneymoves it's because she just finished this book by Dave Ramsey. A favorite of Karens everywhere, the book teaches her to take control of her money, build her money muscles, and ditch those MLMs for some true, surefire plans for making cash and paying off debt.

Leave the margarita making to this machine, it'll do the job better than human hands ever could. It's got 4 pre-programmed drink styles, can make up to 2.5L of marvelous margs before needing its ice reservoir to be refilled, and can be served straight from the pitcher.

Her sex life is about as spicy as the unseasoned boneless skinless chicken breast that she bakes for dinner every night. Give her something questionable to lust after by treating her to be Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. She, along with millions of other women, will agree that Christian is "just so bad."

It's a well-known fact that Karens draw power from anything that has a rose gold hue. With this Apple Watch on her wrist, she'll be unstoppable. From planning things with the girls to shooting off a quick text to 311 about the neighbors' (perfectly OK) party, the high-tech watch suits her tattletale lifestyle perfectly.

If you're ever unlucky enough to encounter a Karen that's a close talker, you'll wish you gave her this big pack of orbit gum. No one wants to experience coffee breath tinged with a hint of the cigarette she lit up behind the backyard shed that she swore she stopped smoking 20 years ago.

You don't have to lose those last 5 pounds if you've got a pair of leggings that can make them disappear. These butt lifting black leggings will make a woman whose wardrobe consists of only shirts that hang down to mid-thigh look flattering. And since they're black, they can go with anything.

No boss can be mad when you show up for the first day in your new role with a cup of Starbucks in each hand (one's for the boss, obviously). Treat your newly promoted pal to the gift of caffeine with this gift card.

When homecoming is around the corner but so is her big exam, she can study while she manis with this gel starter kit. It's got everything she'd find at the salon but in at-home sizes. It even comes with a couple of polishes to get her started.

If it's leather, has a giant charm hanging off the front, and could conceivably be purchased on a hefty discount at TJ Maxx or Marshalls, Karen wants it. That's the designer bag that deserves to be in her collection of other designer bags that she's been hoarding in her closet for years.

When she's scooting around the house on a Saturday morning doling out chores to the littles, her feet deserve to be snuggled up in pristine comfort. With these plush slippers around her tootsies, should be feeling so warm and fuzzy that she might do some of the chores herself.

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

If you thought she was bad as is, you do not want to encounter Karen with a hangover. With the Wine Wand in hand, she can give her drink a stir and remove the histamines and sulfites that cause her allergies to fire up and give her a hangover. It's a gift for anyone who lives in her house.

Karen isn't always a b*tch, wait, yes she is. For that 100% of times when she's acting her worst, she'll be doing so while sipping from this funny wine glass. And no, she won't get the joke on the front.

She's not entitled, she's just right, and she doesn't know what's going on in his Karen's in the Wild coloring book. Poke a little fun at her manager-seeking nature with an artfully designed book that showcases her best (none that we can think of) and worst (haircut, sunglasses, sense of style, overt assholery, to name a few) attributes.

When she's out in the world and afraid of something, like someone who rightfully told her she cut them in line at Starbucks, all she has to do is pull the pin on the Birdie to get the attention that she deserves. The personal defense alarm blares at 130 dB and has a strobe light to keep her safe.

She's not like other moms, she doesn't wear those tired baseball caps that her husband does, she wears something with a little more personality. And this hat was made for women who like to tie their hair up and get sh*t done. It's got elastic on the back to make it easy to pull a pony through.

Your rhinestone cowgirl Karen will feel like she's walking around naked if her phone case isn't bedazzled to f*ck. Luckily, this one exists. The tiny gems are individually glued to the edge to ensure a long-lasting stick.

It's always good to have a backup pair of shoes, and it's great when you could wear those shoes in a meeting, on a date, and on the plane. These portable ballet flats roll up and fit in a little purse-friendly bag, ready to spiff up your look at a moment's notice.