44 Absurdly Funny Home Decor Items That You Should Definitely Own

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid in many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.

Take a design cue from Jabba the Hutt by decorating your fridge with this Han Solo in Carbonite fridge sticker. This 25.4″ x 70.2″ long-lasting vinyl decal will transform your plain old fridge while adding character to your kitchen, making it a must-have for any Star Wars fanatic.

Get down and dirty while you ironically get clean with the breasts shower gel dispenser. The risque gel dispenser makes the perfect addition to any bachelor’s bathroom, as it lets you squeeze a pair of voluptuous and supple breasts every time you need some soap.

The most iconic novelty gift of all time has just become smart – introducing the the Alexa enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass! He can sing and dance to the classic “Fishing Time” song or to music played through Amazon Music, and moves his mouth when Alexa speaks.

Add a touch of prehistoric whimsy to your kitchen or bathroom with this little Brontosaurus paper towel holder. This pint-sized dino is crafted from dense poly-resin that will stand up against bumps and falls and can accommodate either paper towels or toilet paper rolls.

Fill your home with the delightful aroma of exotic scents with these parody scented candles. Just one whiff of “Old Man’s Balls”, “Dutch Oven”, or “Urinal Mints” and you’ll wonder how you ever went this long without these magical candles in your life.

Give your bedroom a bit of A-list Hollywood flair with this stunning Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. With an effortless stroke of your hand along its surface, the eye-catching shimmering sequin design will give way to an image of the one true God’s flawless face.

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.

There's a good chance the Virgo in your life loves her dog more than she loves you, but you love her dog, too, so you're even. With this blanket, she can really show off how much she loves her pooch. The fleecy blanket shows off the dog's best face on your choice of background color.

If you're not belting out the Misty Mountain song or That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates when you're in the middle of a steamy shower, what are you even doing? Singing LOTR-related songs is the best part of having this shower curtain in your bathroom.

Hail Harry Styles, full of grace. Or Madonna. Or Spock. Or any number of the other celebrities on display on these prayer candles. Each glass candle is wrapped with your choice of over a dozen modern and classic celebrities.

See just how much rain has fallen on your garden with a gnome equipped with the package to help you measure it. The piece is in no way suggestive (that's sarcasm) and is made from resin that will stand up to the rain and other elements.

Rye hasn‘t anyone complimented you on your decorative pillow situation lately? Probably because you haven‘t put any oven lovin‘ on the couch. This oversized bread cushion is almost 2 feet of lumbar support, crusty majesty (only in appearance, though), and yeast-risen softness.

Why would you have those Edison bulb porch lights that literally everyone on Instagram seems to have when you could have dogs instead? These peppy weenies think you're barking mad if you don't want to display all 30 of them that are on the 10-foot wire.

They say all the world’s a stage and obviously, that applies to your home. Give yourself the pat on the back you deserve for years of pretending like everything is fine with a life-size Oscar cutout. The board award measures almost 6 feet tall.