27 Extremely Funny Garden Gnomes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little fellow stands vigilant and ready to go postal on the first neighbor or neighborhood pet who accidentally stumbles onto your perfectly manicured lawn.

With solar energy on your side, the good times (and the joints) never have to stop rolling. This gnome is your average high roller, just hiding out at his favorite local joint, gettin' lit, and lighting up your lawn in the process.

Sun's out, tum's out, you know what I mean? This hippie gnome knows what life is about. He wants you to stay on the grass, wear a comfy tie-dye shirt, and walk around the lawn in your bare feet. Sounds like a dream.

Add some variety to your plain garden with these garden battle gnomes that are pumped and ready for war. These garden battle gnomes are great for lawns, but also look swanky as your cubicle watch guard and make a great gift for the home.

This bud buddies gnome statue will add a touch of color, personality, and stoney humor to your well-landscaped yard. This fantastic gift idea for the stoner in your life is made of heavy-duty resin and expertly painted by hand.

Are you single and ready to flamingle? Tell the world with this gnome, he's ready to do the same. The poolside pal is just chilling on a giant flamingo float (chicks dig giant flamingo floats) and ready to spend an extended amount of time vacationing in your garden.

Add some modern day pizzazz to your backyard landscape by placing The Selfie Sisters on display. These vivacious and weatherproof garden gnomes stand approximately nine inches tall and are always ready to capture the perfect selfie.

This gnome isn't meant for your lawn, he's meant for the side of a tree and he's meant to be lonely. He doesn't want you to come knocking, he wants you to keep stepping and get the f*ck off the lawn.

Two Can Timmy is here and he's ready to paaaaaaaarty! This guy can go hard: he's made of resin and is weatherproof, waterproof, and UV-resistant. He's 13.5 inches tall and super excited to join your lawn decor.

Skip that expensive yoga class and find some peace and mindfulness in the comfort of your garden. Your practitioner is this bearded bro sitting atop a lotus in lotus position proclaiming to all around, "Gnom-aste." Don't you feel better already?

Give your lawn ornaments something to smile about by placing this voluptuous stripper garden gnome on your quaint yard’s main stage. Crafted from weather-proof resin, this curvy vixen is dressed in her skimpiest ensemble as she swings wildly on her pole.

Let this be a reminder for all the gnomes running amongst your green blades, they're gonna wanna pop back into hiding before you break out the Husqvarna. The hilarious statue is much more fun than ordinary gnomes and stands at about 15" tall.

Keep your garden safe from all sorts of threats by placing this Pulp Fiction Jules Winnfield lawn gnome on the job. This little bad motherfucker totes a gun in hand and stands on a platform engraved with the classic “say what again” quote onto it.

This guy looks like he should be busking on the streets of Middle Earth, but instead, he's chosen your garden to take up residence in. He's half wizard, half wizard of the six strings, and all about making amazing tunes that will scare away the squirrels.

Did you know that man's best friend is a gnome's loyal steed? Now you know, and now you know that this resin-cast piece is a must-have for your garden decor. Your dog will be so confused, he'll go dig a hole somewhere you don't have flowers planted.

These gnomes are sick of living life in the dirt and ascending to find bigger and better things. If you don't have a garden, you don't need one to enjoy this creative gnome display of teamwork.

If you’ve grown tired of the garden variety lawn ornaments, the mooning garden gnome is just what you need to spruce up the yard. This little stinker may be an outcast among his fellow gnomes, but he’s exactly what you’ve been looking for to piss off the neighborhood.

Elvis is alive and he's been a garden gnome this whole time! It was a sneaky place to hide, but now you've caught the king and he can sing some rock and roll in your garden. He ain't nothin' but a weatherproof resin hound dog, and he'll be around all the time, ready to rock at a solid 13.4".