37 Extremely Funny Teacher Gifts That'll Earn You An A For Awesomeness

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own personal jumbo cup.

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With subtle cherry and chocolate notes, and a bold robust but never bitter flavor, you'd never guess that this coffee has twice the caffeine as your average cuppa joe. But Death Wish is the world's strongest coffee, but you'll need that strength if you stayed up all night to watch the game and have a meeting in the morning.

Make like Hulk and smash the Dammit Doll into the desk and do it guilt-free, that's what the doll was made for. For patients or for the psychiatrist running the session, when frustrations boil over, this soft multicolor doll is the perfect stress-reliever.

Chasing the grands is no easy task, even for the most energetic Mimi. Give her a little help with Olly's Endless Energy gummies. If you thought kiddos on sugar were hyper, wait til you see how she's able to keep up with them after chowing down on some tasty tropical vitamins infused with B12, CoQ10, and Goji berries.

Being a middle child is enough to make you want to scream but even if someone hears you, no one's going to ask if you're ok. The youngest is probably screaming, too. This scream-absorbing jar allows you to scream in silence and solitude.

Sometimes math goes very right and sometimes calculations go very very wrong. Math teachers will get a kick out of Humble Pi, a retrospective on some of the world's greatest mathematical mistakes presented in a fascinating story format.

The only thing that gives a teacher more power than coffee are the tears of his students. Lucky for him, this much will hold 11oz of them and even if it’s been hours, those tears will stay warm. Watch out students, your teacher is ruthless.

Teachers love having game night, too, and when they break out this edition of What Do You Meme they can prove that they’ve been paying attention to all the things their students have tried to teach them. The super fun card match game will give them the much-needed laughs they crave on a night off.

There are a few ways to use this coffee mug; the first is the usual way, raising it - with two hands - to drink. The other ways are a bit more fun. It's about 10.2"x6.7" in size and holds 1.5 gallons of coffee so it can also be used as a personal punch bowl.

Programmer is just a fancy word for nerd and what's a nerd without his pocket protector? This leather version is supple, smooth, and stylish. It's a total chick magnet with a ton of room for a few pens or a snack for later.

This entire book is the definition of "things I wish I could say at work but can't" and it's awesome. After a hellacious day herding cats the snarky coloring book will be a stress reliever for a person in a very stressful job. It's full of chalkboards, playful designs, and lots of swear words.

One way to get kids interested in literature and less likely to use 4-letter words is to arm them with a set of insults that sound like something Buddy the Elf would use. Ok, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't calling people a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins, but any of these witty insults that don't sound that offensive will work in its place.

Science teachers will be coming in hot with the dad jokes when they're wearing these funny socks. The color attire is perfect for science teachers looking to add some giggles to their lesson plans and classroom days.

These are the pencils that the teacher is going to want to keep out of reach of the kids. They're stamped with gold foil, silver foil, or black snarky message that poke fun at all the things they hate about the profession they love.