37 Ridiculously Funny Housewarming Gifts Guaranteed To Make The New Homeowners Laugh Their Butt Off

Ths giant pepper mill will guarantee dinner at your place is truly unforgettable. Measuring 43.3″ inches long, this grandiose pepper shaker weighs a whopping 11.2 pounds and can hold up to 4.8-ounces of peppercorns.

Even if you can't keep a plant alive to save your life, you'll get to watch this cactus thrive. The wooden coaster holder and coast set lives for being taken apart and put back together to keep your coffee table safe from water rings.

Let the squirrels in your backyard <i>horse around</i> while they eat from this disturbing horse head squirrel feeder. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like the squirrel is wearing s small version of the horse mask while they munch away on some food.

Get down and dirty while you ironically get clean with the breasts shower gel dispenser. The risque gel dispenser makes the perfect addition to any bachelor’s bathroom, as it lets you squeeze a pair of voluptuous and supple breasts every time you need some soap.

Disgust, delight, and entertain your dinner guests in one fell swoop with a puking cat gravy boat. This fascinating gravy boat is absolutely purrfect for cat people who like to host, those who don’t gross out easily, and parents desperate to entertain their kids.

This bud buddies gnome statue will add a touch of color, personality, and stoney humor to your well-landscaped yard. This fantastic gift idea for the stoner in your life is made of heavy-duty resin and expertly painted by hand.

This is another one of those times when c*ckblocking is actually a really good thing. No one wants stale wine, but this naughty wine bottle stoppers sizeable wiener creates an airtight seal between bottle and environment to keep your wine fresh for days.

Do you just unravel at the thought of getting sauces on your precious granite countertops? Re-ravel thanks to ravioli! This adorable spoon rest is a simple piece of silicone colored to look like the oh-so-tasty stuffed pasta. It's dishwasher safe, it'll never break, and it won't slip. Just like pasta, it's the best.

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

A dude knows before he goes if he's gonna drop a deuce or if he's going to drop a bomb that'll take the paint off the bathroom walls. With Poo-Pourri, if he sprays the top of the water before he does the damage, no damage will be done. The essential oils lock the odor in and keep the bathroom fresh.

Somehow make everyone happy at Thanksgiving – a rare achievement – by making two pies with one pan! The Split Decision Pie pan is 9″ non-stick must-have with a removable separator for bakers who don’t want to pick between pumpkin and apple.

If you're still bummed that the convenience store hot dog roller is too big to fit in your kitchen, it's your lucky day. This hot dog toaster not only heats up your wiener, it also toasts your bun at the same time! all you have to do is press down the lever and grab the ketchup.

After a dinner of jerky and beans, his toilet should be afraid, very afraid. He'll likely need to go to war with it at some point, and when it's time to destroy the sinful sh*t he took, this redneck plunger in the shape of a shotgun will do the trick.

My, what a nice wiener you have, and that pair of mallows you have are equally impressive. Make a good time s'more fun with some buns and graham crackers when you're toasting and roasting your backyard snacks with these naughty skewers.

Your phone is so used to being in your hands at this point that if you lay it on the table, it's gonna have some serious separation anxiety. Use this clever cell phone holder instead, which will cradle it with love and hold it at the perfect angle for you to see your notifications.

Give your underappreciated grillmaster the recognition he deserves with this hilarious apron that says what he's probably thinking. The cotton apron covers his entire front to protect him from grease, has deep pockets to store utensils, spices, or eggs, and won't fade or peel after washing.

Let Nessie keep you company as you prepare your delicious meals by stirring the pot with the Loch Ness monster soup scoop. Nessie’s elongated neck pokes out through the surface while the ample wide body serves as the ideal serving utensil.

These crochet cat butt coasters are the perfect gift for the crazy cat obsessed person in your life. Each handmade coaster measures approximately four inches in diameter and comes in a selection of colors like black, grey, and striped.