37 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Women That'll Make Them LOL For Days

Turn up being a grown-up into something fun with a book full of stickers that act as merit badges for Adulting. Did you fold the laundry? Did you arrive somewhere on time? Congratulations, you get one of the dozens of stickers tucked in the pages.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Get that enviable post-BJ pink lip look with a fittingly shaped lipstick. There are several shades available for this moisturizing, super hued makeup accessory, which will understandably illicit stares when you apply.

Heat things up in the kitchen by treating your girl to a book that will teach her how to eat cock in 50 new and entertaining ways. And by cock, we mean chicken, what did you think it was? This cookbook is filled with chicken-based recipes that she'll love putting in her mouth.

When her beaver is on the prowl for some wood, it's important to make sure things are squeaky clean. That's what gets all the guys to say DAM, I want that. Spending a spell in the tub with Beaver Bath will bring all the boys to her hidey hole in the river.

Belt out your favorite songs without torturing the eardrums of those around you by singing into the silent karaoke mic. The cone-shaped mic is connected to a headphone that goes over your ear so that you can hear and bask in your angelic voice.

Give her a way to show off her vulgar humor on girl's night or game night with friends with the that's what she said party game. The card game is an ideal fit for people with a twisted sense of humor or who really like The Office. It's a real banger (that's what she said).

If there's anyone out there that likes COCKtails, it's bartenders. Must be something about all those smooth BALLS of ice they put in whiskey drinks. Could also have something to do with those stirring RODS they use to mix drinks. The world may never know, but these socks will help them be loud and proud about it.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Be the witch of the kitch' and craft some batter and bakes so magical people will swear they're potions all thanks to this oven mitt. Any time anyone asks, they can talk to the hand that's wearing this mitt because the rest of you is too busy making your sweet sorcery.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

Your girl asking you if you'd still love her if she was a worm is the equivalent of her asking if you'd still bone her if she's wearing these panties. The design is certainly unique, and not everyone's cup of tea, but hilarious nevertheless.

Using this cat butt cookie cutter you’ll be able to bake your favorite cat lover with a crude sense of humor a batch of goodness guaranteed to make them smile. They’re made from biodegradable PLA plastic and mesure about four inches.

Swearing literally does help, science has proven that. When you're in a particularly bad mood unleash every four-letter word you've got in you into the pages of this gratitude journal and you'll feel like a boat that literally blew off steam. It's packed with activities that promote stress-relief and gratitude that'll put you in a better mood.

All her cravings for chocolate will be satisfied when she curls up in this cookie blanket (after, of course, grabbing a large bar of chocolate to enjoy while she's cuddled there). The super realistic flannel blanket is over 5 feet in diameter and big enough to share with a dog or cat.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.

Am I Overthinking This? is the remarkably captivating book that examines all of life’s big questions in a creative and colorful way. It’s witty, entertaining, and will make a wonderful addition to anyone’s coffee table.

You gotta get that bread! And by that bread, we mean this oversize bread pillow because you can't make mad cheddar if you're not getting a good night's sleep. The massive bread is almost 3' long and makes an ideal cuddle buddy in bed.