34 Extremely Funny Golf Towels That'll Make You The Club Champion

The question on his hilarious golf towel is a very important one. Make sure you get it established before the game starts. You wouldn't want anyone snapping a putter over their leg out of frustration.

Make sure everyone at the country club knows that you're DTG at all times with this towel hanging from your bag. What's DTG? That's Down To Golf. Sounds a lot like the text acronyms your kids like to use.

You didn't retire so you could rush, deadlines are something you left behind at the office. This towel will send quicker parties that just want to the game to end to go around you, leaving you to savor every moment of your tee time.

It may be harder to find your balls as you get older but there's one sure-fire place to check; the water. At home, look into the toilet to see if you've got anything drooping down to touch the top, and on the course, check the hazard. Just check for gators first to make sure the family jewels don't get eaten.

The 19th hole is the drinking hole so unless you're ready to pay up you better play up all 18 that lead up to it. This towel will be the inspiration you need to get the lowest score of your whole life.

Ladies know that if they reverse the two and wine first and putt later that they'll be in some big trouble. They'll be out on the course so long that the bar might close! This set will get them back to the clubhouse extra fast thanks to some added accessories.

RIP to your family line and here's hoping you never have to meet the course kid that left the rake in the sand trap. But hey, you gotta admit this towel is also correct as far as your golf game goes.

Bring some peace and good vibes onto the golf course and your game will be looking up. With good vibes come good karma and this towel is loaded with all things psychedelic, funky, and fab.

If the Kraken is a drive that lands the ball on the green instead of the water trap or the sand hazard, by all means, release it. Your buddies have been waiting on you to do that for years. Let this towel be your inspiration and for the love of god, release the Kraken.

Champagne does contain SOME water, just not a lot of it. By opting for some bubbly you're doing your part to help with water conservation. The towel comes with some fun accessories, too, like a golf marker and bag.

Forget being the princess of the putts, what you really want to be is the queen of the green. The woman, the myth, the legend herself, she's the only one worthy of this towel and accessory set, which will coronate her game into truly regal levels.

Take a mulligan and blame it on forgetting your glasses. Or, pretend like you're a total ditz and get yourself a second second try. This towel is great for poking a little fun at a gal with the worst aim on the course.

Every golfer needs a sassy motto and gents, you couldn't ask for one better than this one. Grip it, rip it, and sip it will be your new "let it ride" for good or for ill.

Concept: a bedazzled golf club. How awesome would that be? Then no one would be able to complain that golf is boring. Be the blingiest babe on the course while hanging this towel from your cart and using the included tees and marker.

Mr. Spock knew a lot of things about a lot of things, he was a logical guy. So for him to say that driving long was the key to prospering, seems like pretty sound reasoning. Heed his words and you'll be boldly going where no golfer has gone before.

There's something scary in the wood, it's name is the Tiger zombie. You wouldn't want to encounter this terrifying creature out in Augusta because even if he's undead, he could still beat your best drive.

In the bedroom or the golf course, ya boy is always playing with a stiff shaft, right? He and his buddies will get a kick out of this absolutely ridiculous and slightly suggestive towel.

Or DO friends let friends 3 putt? You gotta be careful about the friends you're golfing with. Make sure you've got the sort that see this towel and smile rather than see it and break the 4th wall to look into the camera with a smirk.