37 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Women That'll Make Them LOL For Days

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Using this cat butt cookie cutter you’ll be able to bake your favorite cat lover with a crude sense of humor a batch of goodness guaranteed to make them smile. They’re made from biodegradable PLA plastic and mesure about four inches.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Get that enviable post-BJ pink lip look with a fittingly shaped lipstick. There are several shades available for this moisturizing, super hued makeup accessory, which will understandably illicit stares when you apply.

When she's looking for a little alone time, this is the coloring book that will scare away any who dare to approach. First of all, because it's full of c*cks illustrated with mandalas and other psychedelic designs and that's kind of weird, and secondly because the covert tells people to f*ck off.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Belt out your favorite songs without torturing the eardrums of those around you by singing into the silent karaoke mic. The cone-shaped mic is connected to a headphone that goes over your ear so that you can hear and bask in your angelic voice.

If there's anyone out there that likes COCKtails, it's bartenders. Must be something about all those smooth BALLS of ice they put in whiskey drinks. Could also have something to do with those stirring RODS they use to mix drinks. The world may never know, but these socks will help them be loud and proud about it.

Turn up being a grown-up into something fun with a book full of stickers that act as merit badges for Adulting. Did you fold the laundry? Did you arrive somewhere on time? Congratulations, you get one of the dozens of stickers tucked in the pages.

Heat things up in the kitchen by treating your girl to a book that will teach her how to eat cock in 50 new and entertaining ways. And by cock, we mean chicken, what did you think it was? This cookbook is filled with chicken-based recipes that she'll love putting in her mouth.

Your girl asking you if you'd still love her if she was a worm is the equivalent of her asking if you'd still bone her if she's wearing these panties. The design is certainly unique, and not everyone's cup of tea, but hilarious nevertheless.

Give her a way to show off her vulgar humor on girl's night or game night with friends with the that's what she said party game. The card game is an ideal fit for people with a twisted sense of humor or who really like The Office. It's a real banger (that's what she said).

Am I Overthinking This? is the remarkably captivating book that examines all of life’s big questions in a creative and colorful way. It’s witty, entertaining, and will make a wonderful addition to anyone’s coffee table.

Feel free to do all the fantasizing about Outlander you'd like with this Kilty Pleasures wall calendar hanging in your office. Real men wear kilts and the ones that do usually have sexy Scottish accents that drive you even more wild. It's going to be one hell of a year.

If you're one of those "shower at night" people, this margarita machine is for you. Unwind during your shower power hour by sipping from the device, which can be adhered to the wall of your shower and hold up to a gallon of your favorite drink.

Swearing literally does help, science has proven that. When you're in a particularly bad mood unleash every four-letter word you've got in you into the pages of this gratitude journal and you'll feel like a boat that literally blew off steam. It's packed with activities that promote stress-relief and gratitude that'll put you in a better mood.

If memes were a thing in the 90s, Joey Tribbiani would've been a bigger star on the TV show FRIENDS. Enjoy one of his most iconic moments on the sequin flip pillow. At first glance, it's gold and elegant, at second glance (aka what Joey is doing here) it's a piece of decor that'll make you laugh.