44 F'ing Fantastic Middle Finger Gifts That Properly Capture IDGAF Energy

When your puny human fingers just won’t cut it, ensure they get the message with this giant middle finger. This cheeky glove stands a commanding nineteen inches tall and will be ideal for delivering your sentiments with an extra-large touch.

Ensure the jerk who’s wronged you knows exactly how you feel about them with a flash of this middle finger flashlight. With the push of a button you’ll be able to project a small yet defiant middle finger that’ll get your point across in a passively aggressive creative way.

Now you can give the middle finger to old mother nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to the rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.

Here's a math problem for you, if you have these middle finger finger covers on your fingers, do you have ten middle fingers or do you have twelve? Ponder that as you're busy flipping off your math teacher for giving you a failing grade on your last exam.

Didja have a bad f*ckin' day? Tell the day where to shove it with this middle finger whiskey decanter set. In addition to the 5" tall whiskey holder, you'll get two glasses so you can share a b*tch sesh with a friend.