33 Absurdly Funny Toys That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

If this potato was hot, that would be better, instead, it's shockingly shocking potato. Shocktato is hot potato upgraded. Instead of getting singed with the potato is in your hands too long, you'll get zapped.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Be careful giving this to a kid, they might argue since it’s not their hand doing the sibling punching that they can’t get in trouble for it. Your little lawyer-to-be, or anyone really, will be LOLing all over with the toy, which has a couple of feet of reach.

Looking for a way to ensure you'll never have to watch your friends' kids overnight? Easy, invest in the plush banana man toy. It's as offputting as they come, with a blanket stare, half-peeled appearance, and inexplicable desire to be in the fetal position.

Also known as Sky Rats, this city dweller is looking for a new coup, will it be your home? The soft toy is about the size of a real pigeon and has a plush fabric body in lieu of feathers. They’re icons of ambition, and you’ll want to follow on their example of getting that bread.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

The feeling of water tickling the inside of your butthole post poop, aka the Devil’s Kiss, is one of the least pleasant there ever was. Give people flashbacks to the porcelain throne with this gag device, which sprays them with a bit of water when they lift the lid.

Sunny the Happy Blobfish will turn your frown upside down! The squishy pal is about 8" in size and while the corners of his mouth are turned down and he's looking rather blue, what's important is that on the inside he's f*cking stoked.

A shark and a goat together? Yeah, that totally makes sense. See what other wacky animal creations are on the menu with these weird and totally random animal plush toy mashups. They're snuggly and they're strange but not so wacky that they're proper nightmare fuel.

Oopsie poopsie! Someone destroyed the atmosphere with a butt blaster that would put a Taco Bell fart to shame! Or at least you can make them think they did with the Fart Button. One tiny touch is all it takes to release the sounds.

Make your next game of Go Fish or Texas Hold 'Em bigger, bolder, and badder than ever with a deck of cards that can hide your entire poker face. Each of the 52 in this deck measure 8.5"x11". They're coated like regular cards are, too, so they're good and sturdy.

One of the originals in odd figurines, the Stretch Armstrong toy isn't back in action, he never left the action. Stretch his arms, stretch his legs, test your strength and see if you can stretch his torso. He won't complain or ask for a chiropractor.

You’ve probably never seen the Weird-Ohs compete in the X-Games…until now! With this fun action figure set, you can send the strange sprite scurrying across the skate park or your own creation. It’s a wacky and tacky-colored good time!

Your journey will be full of more teeth and toothy smiles when you've got the Crocodile Teeth game tucked in your bag. Play dentist and see how many of the croc's teeth you can remove before the bright green reptile gives your hand a chomp.

If you're old enough to remember the Fry Guys then you're old enough to know how to take care of these prized collectibles. The pair of Gobblins stand at a couple of inches tall and will make you crave some salty, crunchy goodness.

This Rick and Morty dancing Pickle Rick will bring Rick’s unmatched zaniness into your everyday life. Upon hearing the show’s theme song or any other shwifty music, Solenya aka The Pickle Man will begin moving and grooving for your enjoyment.

Can you even call yourself a juvenile delinquent instead of a keen team on the beam if you're not armed with a switchblade comb at all times? God forbid your pompadour start to lose its circumstance! Don't let your slick 'do wane, arm yourself with weapons of fashion creation today.

So, you tried to microwave the turkey before the whole fam came over for Thanksgiving dinner. You’re not completely screwed, just put a few breaths into this inflatable turkey and order a pizza while the fam is distracted by its golden brown shine.