35 Unbelievable Gag Gifts For Women That Will Make Her Laugh Til She Cries

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Bring the gloriously odd breed of shoppers known as The People of Walmart to life with your artistic skills. This adult themed coloring book contains page after page of the wonderfully weird shoppers you’re likely to encounter at the land of Walmart.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you – and the courier will take care of the rest.

This Cooking With Semen joke notebook is guaranteed to create loads of laughter at any gift exchange. Disguised as a risqué cooking book packed with “100 delicious recipes” this gag notebook will make the ideal gift for your favorite chef with a sense of humor.

Whether you’re in need of dating advice or looking for helpful pet tips, Friends Guide to Adulting has you covered. No matter what issue you need help with, open up the book and Ross, Monica, Rachel Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey will be there for you.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Ladies, prepare to enter a fantasy world where men listen to your issues, prepare delicious home-cooked meals, and clean the house when you dig into the pages of the “Porn for Women” book. It portrays the opposite sex just as you’d always imagined.

Don’t get sad when your doctor says you can only have one glass of wine per day – get creative and have <i>just one glass</i> with this massive chalice that can hold one whole bottle of wine inside of it! It’s a must-have for alcoholics on the brink of self-destruction.

This book has the mouth of a sailor but it's a surprisingly excellent place to find some calm. The pretty pictures are accompanied by some surprisingly floral language that'll have you cackling as you shade them in.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

How do you know you've found the one? When you're pouring coffee into this mug one morning and the black exterior fades away to reveal our National Treasure, Nic Cage, informing you that you're your sweetie's national treasure. Don't steal the Declaration of Independence, steal someone's heart with this mug.

Think of the sarcastic magic 8-ball as the friend you have that always tells the truth, no holds barred. Do you have a shot with Glenn, the star quarterback of the team or the star sales guy at the office? Ask the 8 ball and get one of 20 snarky responses in return, like "You've Got to be Kidding."

Get your snuggles in sans snores with the boyfriend pillow. Nestle in right under his arm and hold him close, once your eyes are closed it'll feel like he's right there with you. Next time you see him, steal a shirt and bring it home to put on the pillow to make the experience even more authentic.

Hail Harry Styles, full of grace. Or Madonna. Or Spock. Or any number of the other celebrities on display on these prayer candles. Each glass candle is wrapped with your choice of over a dozen modern and classic celebrities.

They might be fresh out of driver's ed, but there's a good chance they are already thinking about developing some bad habits. Remind them that they should always signal before they change lanes or turn with his blinker fluid container gag gift.

There are going to be mornings that she feels like a real Unt but after drinking some coffee from this mug, she'll feel a lot better. The handcrafted ceramic piece holds enough coffee that one whole mug should get her in a better mood.