The 33 Weirdest Stuff You Can Actually Buy But Probably Shouldn't

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

Serve up a side of laughter along with your liquor by drinking out of these urinal shot glasses. Since all your drinks inevitably end up going down the urinal anyways, it’s fitting that they start their journey in this set of novelty ceramic shot glasses.

Complete the final touches on your contemporary bathroom with these black toilet paper rolls. The black toilet paper provides the same functionality and wiping comfort as a standard roll, while adding a sleek accent that will surely be the talk of your household.

Marvel at the magnificence of felines 365 days out of the year by hanging up the Crapping Cats calendar. Each month of this hilarious calendar showcases a pooping kitty from around the world. It’s the perfect gift for any cat lover.

It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.

If this potato was hot, that would be better, instead, it's shockingly shocking potato. Shocktato is hot potato upgraded. Instead of getting singed with the potato is in your hands too long, you'll get zapped.

Stop buying those crappy hard shell tacos at the store, make your own with The Original Taco Toaster. The weird device allows you to make your own hard shell tacos using your toaster. It's basically magic, you have to try it.

Forget tortoises and hares, or even greyhounds and horses, the real deal on the racing scene are babies. Just pull them back and go, the babies will be zooming along faster than babies 100 times their size can move.

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!