33 Absurdly Funny Toys That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

If this potato was hot, that would be better, instead, it's shockingly shocking potato. Shocktato is hot potato upgraded. Instead of getting singed with the potato is in your hands too long, you'll get zapped.

Also known as Sky Rats, this city dweller is looking for a new coup, will it be your home? The soft toy is about the size of a real pigeon and has a plush fabric body in lieu of feathers. They’re icons of ambition, and you’ll want to follow on their example of getting that bread.

Be careful giving this to a kid, they might argue since it’s not their hand doing the sibling punching that they can’t get in trouble for it. Your little lawyer-to-be, or anyone really, will be LOLing all over with the toy, which has a couple of feet of reach.

Looking for a way to ensure you'll never have to watch your friends' kids overnight? Easy, invest in the plush banana man toy. It's as offputting as they come, with a blanket stare, half-peeled appearance, and inexplicable desire to be in the fetal position.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Sunny the Happy Blobfish will turn your frown upside down! The squishy pal is about 8" in size and while the corners of his mouth are turned down and he's looking rather blue, what's important is that on the inside he's f*cking stoked.

You’ve probably never seen the Weird-Ohs compete in the X-Games…until now! With this fun action figure set, you can send the strange sprite scurrying across the skate park or your own creation. It’s a wacky and tacky-colored good time!

Listen to some fun quotes about redneck law by joining forces with the one and only Willie from Duck Dynasty. Give the wacky wobbler’s head a tap and see what ridiculous quip he’s got in his chamber for you to enjoy.

It's a cold hard fact: tiny hands really just make everything funnier. Use them to make a sandwich, talk expressively, cover your nose during a sneeze - the options are are endless and the laughs will be too!

Some people wear rings to be in vogue but not you, you're straying from the herd to make a fashion statement with the Handi-Horse. There's a hoof or head or every appendage. Will they keep your hands warm? Neigh. Will they impress your friends and scare your cat? Absolutely.

Make your next game of Go Fish or Texas Hold 'Em bigger, bolder, and badder than ever with a deck of cards that can hide your entire poker face. Each of the 52 in this deck measure 8.5"x11". They're coated like regular cards are, too, so they're good and sturdy.

A shark and a goat together? Yeah, that totally makes sense. See what other wacky animal creations are on the menu with these weird and totally random animal plush toy mashups. They're snuggly and they're strange but not so wacky that they're proper nightmare fuel.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

Will you be the one that can cheer up Bendy the Sour Pickle? Give him a stretch and find out! Think of him as the vegetable version of Stretch Armstrong. Give his limbs a pull and see how far you can push his limits.

Oopsie poopsie! Someone destroyed the atmosphere with a butt blaster that would put a Taco Bell fart to shame! Or at least you can make them think they did with the Fart Button. One tiny touch is all it takes to release the sounds.

The feeling of water tickling the inside of your butthole post poop, aka the Devil’s Kiss, is one of the least pleasant there ever was. Give people flashbacks to the porcelain throne with this gag device, which sprays them with a bit of water when they lift the lid.

With this blackhead-covered ear toy you’ll be able to pop all the blackheads you could possibly ask for without harassing your better half in the process. The ear comes with twenty blackheads lodged into the skin that you get to pick out using a pair of tweezers.

So, you tried to microwave the turkey before the whole fam came over for Thanksgiving dinner. You’re not completely screwed, just put a few breaths into this inflatable turkey and order a pizza while the fam is distracted by its golden brown shine.