Ope! 34 Really Nice Gifts For Midwesterners That Are Simply The Best Ever Don'tcha Know

Ever apologized because someone else stepped on your foot? This full-color guide breaks down Midwest madness – flannel politics, casserole courtship, brat fry etiquette, and long goodbyes. This field manual proves Midwest nice is weird – and dangerously contagious.

Oh dang, there are few feelings more heartbreaking for a Midwesterner than getting outside to scrape the windshield and realizing they forgot their gloves inside. Thankfully, there is this ice scraper mitt, which is waterproof, windproof, and makes forgetting gloves A-OK.

People from California wear Carhartt because they think it's cool, people from the Midwest wear stuff from Carhartt because they know it's warm. In the winter, on the job site, and everywhere in between, a Midwesterner will never say no to receiving, wearing, or complimenting Carhartt apparel and accessories.

A Guide To Midwestern Conversation is a witty illustrated handbook decoding the region’s quirks, phrases, and hidden meanings. From thigh-slap goodbyes to tornado drill nostalgia, it delivers a hilarious celebration of the Heartland’s language.

Ask any Midwesterner and they'll tell you the god's honest truth, one fridge just isn't gonna cut it. They need another fridge to keep the venison their neighbor gave them in, keep their extra beer in, and to have an excuse to walk away from the in-laws. This garage fridge is a necessary item.

Keep your tootsies toasty with a pair of rechargeable heated insoles you can use day after day. The soles have a 4-level heat regulator and battery power that keeps them warm all day long. They'll adjust to fit in almost any size boot, too.

Midwesterners are nice 99% of the time and when they're not feeling so nice, they're not gonna tell you about it directly. This passive-aggressive notepad is a way to air their grievances in the most indirect manner possible. And listen here, buddy, it's the best way, ok?!

It's not just casserole that Aunt Jan has been bringing to the family reunion, it's kick-asserole. It's got some secret ingredient that takes hot cheese, potatoes, and beef to a new level. Give it even more of a kick by giving her this Kickasserole dish, it's 10.6"x7.2", ideal for most recipes, and good for cooking and serving!

Summers were made for s'mores and with this toolbox the fun won't stop! The plastic container has room for graham crackers, Hershey bars, and marshmallows, as well as a few extras like Oreos and peanut butter.

Avoid that cringeworthy feeling of wet socks by removing all the snow and ice from your boots before walking inside. The Mr. Boot cleaner removes the chilly stuff from three sides of your footwear all at once, saving you time and effort.

People who call it pop instead of soda are a dying breed, there was a study recently that said that. It's up to a Midwesterner with this PopSocket (not SodaSocket, geez louise) to bring it back. Are they up to the challenge? You betcha they are.

Make it easier on yourself when the white stuff comes down hard with this reusable snow and ice melting mat. This wintertime essential is reusable, pet friendly, tough, and will release a proprietary mix of agents proven to melt snow with ease.

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

If you've tried cherries and chocolate the next logical step is cherries and coffee. This gourmet blend features famous Michigan cherries and has a perfect blend of rich sweet tastes and medium-roast coffee. Add a splash of French Vanilla creamer and it's a real treat.

Just as a wolf will protect your home, this wolf will protect your hunting knife. The statue is hand-painted for a realistic look and made of material that won’t dull the blade as it sits in the groove.

When mama took these out of the cupboard you knew summer was about to get real. Reintroduce a Midwesterner to the joy they felt on those hot summer days with a set of their very own heritage pitchers. Mixing up Kool-Aid with the wooden spoon in the pitchers is a rite of passage.

Small portions? LOL, what's that? No such thing when you're cooking with a Crock Pot but with this megapack of Tupperware, that's 21 bowls and 21 lids, you can pack up stuff to freeze, safe leftovers in the fridge, or send friends home from the party with a plate!

That's Wis-CAHN-sin cheese and meat to you non-Midwesterners, who might be wondering how to introduce this power plate of yum to friends at the party. There are three sticks of meat and four bricks of cheese in this combo pack that are so delicious you'll want to move North immediately.