37 Ridiculously Funny Golf Gifts That Are Even More Hilarious Than Falling In A Water Hazard

Your wife may make you come in from the course to celebrate a family birthday (boo!) but with the Tee Toss game you can play golf at the affair (yay!). Hang up this simple string toss game for hours of sober (and drunken) fun.

If you can’t afford to golf the sweet greens of Scotland bring the sweet greens of Scotland to your head with this turf-inspired hat. You could wear one of those boring ball caps like all your golf buddies do or you would wear this hole-in-one of a piece.

Enjoy a little post-game treat with a set of accessories that are right on par for a golfer. Even the bag has a golf bag-like shape, and the set includes four game-themed stainless steel tools and a set of golf ball shapes salt and pepper shakers.

Imagine this voodoo doll is the guy in your party who always beats you out by one stroke. You’ll always be sure the soft toy is full of tees if you imagine it being him. He fits half a dozen, that’s half a dozen putts your least favorite guy could miss.

When you had a few too many beers and hot dogs on the course and need to spend a few holes on the can, keep up with your game with the Potty Putter. The playful mat comes with a couple of balls, a tiny putter, and a hole you can move around. The green wraps around the toilet, too!

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.

Forget your handicap, not even God can help you when you're playing with the crappiest golf balls ever. The prank balls are loaded to sail in every which direction even if you think your putt should send them straight.

Hey, look! A golf club cover that’s an accurate representation of your golf game! If it looks like poo and it smells like poo, it’s probably your swing, but it could also be this hilarious club cover (which does not actually smell like poo).

Well…haven’t you always wanted to know why you’re so terrible at golf? Your buddies won’t be able to tell you the reason. Instead, read through this book and you’ll be on your way to a green jacket in no time.

Your buddy’s putting will have a little something BUTTING into it when he takes a stroke to hit this golf ball. When he taps it with his club it’ll let out a ripper that would knock the socks off any 5-year-old obsessed with bathroom humor.

Stay on the greens long after the sun sets when you play with the light up golf balls. These regulation size golf balls each come built with an impressive forty hour internal battery that lights up to a vibrant and clearly visible color. Your wife won’t thank us.

It may be harder to find your balls as you get older but there's one sure-fire place to check; the water. At home, look into the toilet to see if you've got anything drooping down to touch the top, and on the course, check the hazard. Just check for gators first to make sure the family jewels don't get eaten.

Gents, ask your wives and your golf buddies and they'll tell you the same thing, it's really important to keep your balls clean. Shine yours up nice with this novelty toilet paper and no one will be upset.

Don’t let your alcohol addiction slow down your active lifestyle – now you can play a round of golf and stay drunk off your ass at the same time with the golf club drink dispenser. The club dispenser allows you to discretely sneak a drink or two as you take on the golf course.

Tired of hitting golf balls with your club? Send balls soaring through the air in an entirely new way by launching them out of the golf ball cannon! This black powder cannon features a 1018 steel barrel, brass hardware, and sits on an elegant oak carriage.

This towel set is for all the ladies out there that can't wait to hit the course...when they pass out drunk on the twelfth hold. Hang this towel on the front of your cart and let the beer girl know she needs to come by with some red, red wine!

Having this FunkoPOP figurine on the dash of your golf cart is exactly what you need to keep you humble and grateful. Grateful that the gopher isn't out on your course terrorizing your game.

If your golf game sucks when you’re sober, wouldn’t it make sense to do a little experience and get absolutely hammered to see if that improves things? It’s easy to do with this on-course drinking game, a challenge your whole party will be able to get behind.