25 Extraordinary Gifts For Dad That'll Positively Knock His Socks Off

To get a dentist-office worthy clean without a side of nagging from a hygenist, dad needs a Waterpik cordless flosser. It uses a steady stream of water to get all the gunk out from between his pearly whites, leaving him with a sparkly smile.

If too many people are showing up to the barbecue and the grocery store was out of steaks, dad might be as salty as the rub he's putting on the meat. Let him channel that mood on this hilarious novelty apron.

After receiving a Roomba, vacuuming will be dad's favorite chore. All he has to do is fire it up using an app on his phone and let its three-stage cleaning system do all the work. It works on every surface of the house, from hardwood to carpet.

Dad can't get gains if he's tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he's got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They're sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.

If dad's not a man of many words and the apple didn't fall far from the tree, you can still write a book about him to tell him how much you care. Dad, I Wrote a Book About You has pages on pages of prompts for you to write a heartfelt message to dad.

When nature calls, this box makes it look like dad's getting a gift that will let him call nature back. In reality, it's a hilarious gag box that to cover up his real present.

Experience the magic and charm of Central and South America from a surfer’s point-of-view by diving into Salt & SIlver; Travel, Surf, Cook. You’ll follow a pair of buds as they surf and eat their way through various cities scattered in Central America and down the Pacific coast.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Apple’s brand new iPad Pro has bridged the gap between tablet and laptop. This astounding and very capable gadget boasts a brand new A12Z chip, perfect for editing 4K videos, as well as features like a LiDAR depth scanner and a TrueDepth camera with Face ID.

Revive your dead car even if no one else is around to lend a helping hand by using this portable car jump starter. It also comes with a built in flashlight and two USB ports so you can keep all your mobile devices going in case of emergency.

Avoid dropping screws, bolts, and nails during your next home improvement project by strapping on the magnetic wristband. It attaches to either your wrist or belt buckle and features a small magnetic surface that keeps all metallic parts close at hand.

Get more use from your TV remote by popping open a fresh beer with the bottle opener remote control. The remote will easily operate all you electronics in addition to opening up your drink with the handy, heavy-duty bottle opener found at the side.

Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.

Drink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time.

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

Ditch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.

Take all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you.

Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already, we’ve got to go to work early in the morning tommorow.