27 Extremely Funny Gifts For Coworkers That'll Bring Some LOLs To Your 9 To 5

If you want to remain gainfully employed, hold your tongue at the office and let 'er rip when you get home with a little help from this coloring book. It's got all the snarky, sarcastic, snippy, and sweary things you want to say at work drawn up in pretty flowers and fun designs.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

Ensure your success in the world of business by sipping from the fountain of knowledge that is Somehow I Manage. In this educational read, you’ll delve into the mind of business wizard, Michael Scott and learn everything that’s made him a total success.

Midwesterners are nice 99% of the time and when they're not feeling so nice, they're not gonna tell you about it directly. This passive-aggressive notepad is a way to air their grievances in the most indirect manner possible. And listen here, buddy, it's the best way, ok?!

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Full offense to other pens, these ones are the best on the market. Technically they're NSFW, but does anyone actually look at what's printed on pens that look like they're from the marketing closet?

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

Each of these colorful notepads is a really, really BIG mood. You'll probably find that you use each variety at least once a week, maybe even once a day, with how much each of the honest pads accurately captures office feelings.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Give your coworkers a "ticket" when they do something offensive with the paper tantrum notepad. Air all your grievances with just a few checks of a box and a little comment about the offense.

Workaholics are no strangers to executive dysfunction, especially late in the day. It's when you get to a point where you just can't even. With this spinning decision maker on their desk, they don't have to make a decision, their spin will make it for them for good or for ill.

Break the ice with new employees in a fun way with the Office Conversation Starter Game. The card game has three levels of questions you can ask each other, sorted by "spice level" aka how intense and detailed they are.

Maybe you just got your first entry-level position, maybe you're sitting in the C-suite, it doesn't matter who you are, you're counting down until you don't have to come to work every day. This clock measures how long it'll be 'til that glorious day you turn 65 down to the second.

Keep prying hands off of your cookie and candy stores with a foreboding piggy bank/food jar. The offputting ceramic piece has plenty of room, enough to store the ashes of an entire department...wait, that's not right, an entire batch of cookies.

We won't tell anyone if you name this dead guy pen holder after your boss or that guy from accounting who always steals your best pen. It'll be our little secret. We won't even tell anyone that you think of it like a voodoo doll. Don't worry.

Has there ever been a more apt notepad set for the office? When things are going sideways, which is most of the time in any corporate environment, you can get a laugh out of using these flame-shaped notes that are stored in a dumpster.

Spice up any situation with the screaming goat button. Is it 2AM in your apartment's hallway? Screaming goat. Are you on a conference call? Screaming goat. Tap the button and the goat will scream! It's that simple.