37 Genius Gifts For Professors So Great They Should Probably Have Tenure

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The SOMA all-in-one brew bottle takes the hard work out of brewing the perfect cup of Joe. Ideal for cold brew, pour-over coffee, and tea, it boasts a stainless steel filter to keep out sediment along with double-walled insulation to keep you from burning yourself.

Social workers have a lot to get done and not a lot of time to do it in. That's where the Panda Planner comes in. The planner is made for people on the move and helps them get the most out of every day with a scientific approach to productivity and happiness.

Greenery is healing and so is tending to it. Embrace your compassionate side with a bonsai tree starter kit that has the goods to grow four different tiny trees. Even the soul pellets are included with this kit, which grows two green trees, a red one, and a purple one.

You can have your whole office right on the comfort of your couch with the LapGear Pro Lap Desk. Sit in comfort thanks to its padded bottom and keep all your laptop and phone close at hand while still having room to use your mouse.

The middle child is the king or queen of hand-me-downs but there are some things that they should have as their very own. One of those things is socks, and with Sock Joy's subscription box they can get new socks every month. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Treat your sweetie to the gift of a get together that's a get away. If you're already well acquainted with each other's cities, an AirBnb gift card gives you the flexibility to select a new place to explore and create new memories.

The more perfect their posture the more productive the workaholic and with this support pillow behind their lower back they're gonna get ALL the things done. The pillow is made of memory foam so it offers firm but gentle support and keeps the spine aligned with the hips.

Every time you're in his presence, he's gonna pretend he's a wizard or a Jedi or some other mystical being that's holding the globe up with his mind. Just let him do it, it makes him happy. Don't tell him it's all because of the magnets in the globe's base.

Sometimes when a student is wrong they're oh-so-right, and that's every example in F in Exams. The day-to-day calendar will get your professor excited about coming to work, even on Mondays, with hilarious student screw-ups submitted from other profs around the nation.

They'll think they're teaching at Hogwarts with his magic wand in hand. The Bluetooth remote can be paired with tons of common apps (like Apple Pages and Powerpoint), has buttons for volume and slide change functionality, and a laser-pointer to show important info. It's a must-have for large and small lecture classes where details matter.

There's gotta be a scientific study somewhere that proves lunch is tastier from a cute bento box than a crappy brown bag. This eco-friendly tub keeps food fresh and compartmented (re: it won't get soggy) all day and comes with reusable utensils.

Raise the IQ of the room a few points by bringing one of the world's most brilliant minds into the office. This genius planter is crafted with ceramic and measures 3" deep. It's great for succulents or a few herbs.

Help a teacher unwind a little bit with an herbal tea gift set packed with blends that taste delicious and nourish the body. This box has 14 loose leaf pyramids packed with caffeine-free teas that each feature a different luscious, fruity flavor.

Have you ever met a professor that didn’t have a pile of books taller than a horse? Well, they can never have too many and with this poster on their wall, they have an excuse to buy more. From classics to contemporary wonders, and books spanning all genres, this scratch off poster is as much art as it is inspiration.

A teacher can take inspiration from one of the greatest minds of all time with this Aristotle quote pen. The utensil is printed with the philosopher's words and has a rollerball for a smooth writing experience.

There's not a lot of time between lectures to just sit and sip coffee, but the Ember is here to save the day. The mug connects to an app that allows the user to control the temp they want their beverage to stay at. The mug stays hot for hours and when it's on its coaster, it stays hot forever.

Thanks to Google, there's one book that no one reaches for anymore, which is precisely why this is the book that'll keep your secret stuff safe. It looks like a dictionary and will blend in seamlessly with other old-fashioned books, but it's empty on the inside, secured with a lock and key to store valuables.