33 Promotion-Worthy Gifts For Co-Workers That Everyone Will Secretly Want Themselves

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

There's nothing better after a long workday than a nice hot soak with some bubbles and wine. So upgrade your bathtub game with SipCaddy's portable suction cupholder for wine (and beer)!

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Wake up the natural way with an alarm clock that simulates the sunrise. In the winter especially, this clock can be the key to a more healthy, more relaxing wake-up. For deep sleepers, there is a noise alarm function available to help rouse them from their slumber.

They say sitting all day long is the silent killer of the modern man. With an electric motorized sit-stand desk though you'll be able to cycle throughout the day between sitting and standing to achieve better bloodflow and fight off sleepyness.

Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

If you or any of your co-workers have a messy desk then this is a must-have! It's weighted so it stays in place and perfectly holds various charging cables in a neat and tidy manner.

They've had enough coffee the color and consistency of motor oil to last them a life time. Now that they've got time to enjoy life, they should drink coffee they can enjoy drinking. With a Nespresso Vertuo, they can make fancy espressos from pre-filled capsules and top with delicious foamed milk.

Make life in the cubicle a little more bearable with this snarky coloring book for adults. The #OfficeLife coloring book is perfect for everyone from road warriors to regional managers, allowing you to relieve stress and you fill in the pages with color.

Help your co-workers stop lunch food theft with these zippered sandwich bags that give the appearance your delicious lunch time meals are rotten and infested with icky bugs! Take that Karen!

Fact: it's impossible to survive college without coffee. This mini Keurig will fit easily in a dorm room and will serve up the perfect cup every morning. And afternoon. And night.

There's no better way to show your favorite coworker how you feel and make them smile that with this cutesy little coffee mug. It's microwave save and comes already wrapped for it's gift recipient too!

They were smart enough to get the promotion and with this book on their shelf, they'll be smart enough to keep it (or get another one). 100 Tricks is a satirical sensation full of LOL-worthy "tips" and "tricks" that poke fun at office norms and ways of doing things that'll have everyone talking at the watercooler.

Add a little mood music to your next practice but keep things low-key with a pair of Apple Airpods. With no cords to get tangled in, the low-profile Bluetooth-enabled headphones have almost 6 hours of playtime and a case that recharges them.

You might be wondering why would we recommend bone conduction headphones. The beauty of open ear headphones like these is you can hear ambient noise around you while still listening to music and taking calls on your headphones, making it perfect for the workplace that allows headphones but expects you to be available to talk to coworkers, bosses, or customers/

No boss can be mad when you show up for the first day in your new role with a cup of Starbucks in each hand (one's for the boss, obviously). Treat your newly promoted pal to the gift of caffeine with this gift card.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.