33 Promotion-Worthy Gifts For Co-Workers That Everyone Will Secretly Want Themselves

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Make your cubicle a more friendly place for all who stop for a quick visit by having them sign your very own Cubicle Guest Book. Guests will be able to leave you a personalized message that you can read whenever you want to brighten up a hectic day.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.

Vanquish boredom during the workday with the deformable fidget pen in your pocket. The design of this unique writing utensil and fidget toy allows you to take it apart and put it back together any way that you see fit, your imagination’s the limit.

Let your humorous side shine through at the workplace with these interchangeable desk signs. You’ll get to choose from thrity funny one liners like “I’m on Tinder”, “Carbs are evil”, “Do I look like Google??”, and “Try turning it on and off..”.

This wireless charging mouse pad makes keeping your electronic devices juiced up more convenient than ever. Available in both standard and fast charging models, it comes with an ample area designed to charge your smartphone simply by laying it down on the pad.

Setting a timer has never been quicker and easier than with the Miracle Cube timer. To set, you simply flip the cube to the desired time interval and the countdown begins – making it ideal for use in the kitchen or during game nights.

No boss can be mad when you show up for the first day in your new role with a cup of Starbucks in each hand (one's for the boss, obviously). Treat your newly promoted pal to the gift of caffeine with this gift card.

Kickstart your morning breakfast by insulating your coffee while simultaneously heating up a delicious donut by using this incredible donut warming coffee mug that features a built-in plate on the top for your pastries.

Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

Organize a quick game of table tennis wherever you go with the portable ping pong set. Apart from making the office a more bearable place to be, the set includes everything you need to evade boredom by turning any room with a table into your own personal game room.

These are the same earplugs trusted by guys that play rock music on stage, so they're probably gonna drown out your neighbors having raucous sex. That and their low profile make them ideal for wearing in bed when you need your silence.

Enjoy the dulcet tones of a babbling brook without having to go out into the forest with this three-tier tabletop fountain. It has an automatic pump for the water, and you'll never have to refill its tank. Enjoy its contemporary yet natural look, and the warm yellow glow emanating from its tiers.

For real though, how annoying is it when your Hydroflask won't stand up right in your car cup holder? And, it's a safety hazard. With the BottlePro, that worry is a thing of the past. The bottom fits in a standard cup holder and the top is sized to fit oversized bottles.

Add a little mood music to your next practice but keep things low-key with a pair of Apple Airpods. With no cords to get tangled in, the low-profile Bluetooth-enabled headphones have almost 6 hours of playtime and a case that recharges them.

Take your coffee from piping hot to icy cold in less than two minutes with the HyperChiller. You don't need electricity or batteries, dump your burning hot coffee into the container and wait 90 seconds. Your next sip will be cool and refreshing.