27 Extremely Funny Garden Gnomes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

Add some variety to your plain garden with these garden battle gnomes that are pumped and ready for war. These garden battle gnomes are great for lawns, but also look swanky as your cubicle watch guard and make a great gift for the home.

This bud buddies gnome statue will add a touch of color, personality, and stoney humor to your well-landscaped yard. This fantastic gift idea for the stoner in your life is made of heavy-duty resin and expertly painted by hand.

Add some modern day pizzazz to your backyard landscape by placing The Selfie Sisters on display. These vivacious and weatherproof garden gnomes stand approximately nine inches tall and are always ready to capture the perfect selfie.

Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little fellow stands vigilant and ready to go postal on the first neighbor or neighborhood pet who accidentally stumbles onto your perfectly manicured lawn.

Bring a little extra luck into your life by adding some color to your garden with this vomiting rainbow garden gnome. This leprechaun-type little fella shoots out a vivid stream of multicolored chunks that lead to a large pot of gold.

Give your lawn ornaments something to smile about by placing this voluptuous stripper garden gnome on your quaint yard’s main stage. Crafted from weather-proof resin, this curvy vixen is dressed in her skimpiest ensemble as she swings wildly on her pole.

Keep your garden safe from all sorts of threats by placing this Pulp Fiction Jules Winnfield lawn gnome on the job. This little bad motherfucker totes a gun in hand and stands on a platform engraved with the classic “say what again” quote onto it.

Prepare for an all out war in your once peaceful garden when the gnomezilla is released! This rampaging beast will protect your lawn from pesky lawn gnomes who believe that they can just squat on your property without any consequences.

Are you single and ready to flamingle? Tell the world with this gnome, he's ready to do the same. The poolside pal is just chilling on a giant flamingo float (chicks dig giant flamingo floats) and ready to spend an extended amount of time vacationing in your garden.

If you’ve grown tired of the garden variety lawn ornaments, the mooning garden gnome is just what you need to spruce up the yard. This little stinker may be an outcast among his fellow gnomes, but he’s exactly what you’ve been looking for to piss off the neighborhood.

This gnome isn't meant for your lawn, he's meant for the side of a tree and he's meant to be lonely. He doesn't want you to come knocking, he wants you to keep stepping and get the f*ck off the lawn.

The animals that live in your yard will have a real leader to follow into battle as soon as you put out this Colonel of Cock. This resin cast patriot stands at over a foot tall and is made to last. Don't be a chicken, get this for your yard now.

Sun's out, tum's out, you know what I mean? This hippie gnome knows what life is about. He wants you to stay on the grass, wear a comfy tie-dye shirt, and walk around the lawn in your bare feet. Sounds like a dream.

Have a fanciful, magical, patriotic day by saluting this gnome riding a unicorn firing a gun while carrying a flag as you leave your house in the morning. It's fair to say there are few gnomes more eye-catching and more perplexing as this one.

Surf's up, dude! Feel some chill vibes and the warmth of sunny skies even when the clouds are out with this laidback gnome in your garden. He's ready to hang ten and sip a margarita and might just inspire you to do the same.

With solar energy on your side, the good times (and the joints) never have to stop rolling. This gnome is your average high roller, just hiding out at his favorite local joint, gettin' lit, and lighting up your lawn in the process.

These tikis have been sitting on the beach too long and they're hungry for any snack that happens to be walking by. Unfortunately for this gnome, he's looking tropically delicious. Line a few of these up across your garden and you might scare away neighbors looking to drop in and say hi.

If you've got this fat joint gnome hanging out in your garden, "weed" probably means something very different to you and it's not anything you'd ever want to douse with RoundUp. Tell the neighbors you're 420 friendly and not to worry about the smell coming from your house by putting this round resin guy in your garden.