33 Ridiculously Funny Christmas Ornaments That Are Ho-Ho-larious

If you’re not a big fan of the holiday season, this “meh” Christmas tree ornament is a perfect fit for your tree. This not-so-festive bauble features an opaque black design accented by the word “meh.” written in big white letters – perfect for blandly expressing your holiday joy.

Everyone has a plumbus in their home! Ensure your have the coolest Christmas tree in the multiverse by decorating it with this plumbus ornament. This all-purpose home device is specially made for the holidays – now with a double coating of fleeb juice!

Make your Xmas tree a little groovier and by hanging up this cool little Bob Ross Christmas tree ornament. This officially-licensed ornament depicts the iconic artist in his signature jean-clad outfit and holding a palette that reads “there are no mistakes, just happy accidents”.

Rock and sushi roll around the Christmas tree this year with a set of three glass sushi ornaments hanging from the tree's boughs. These ones sparkled and they're handblown with care for a premium look.

It's Christmas Morty! Fans of the show will recognize this Pickle Rick Santa Claus ornament immediately. Use the 4" plastic ornament as a twist on the regular Christmas Pickle tradition and you and the crew will be ready to traverse the portals of time and space to holidays past.

Oh Fudge, Ralphie is not looking good in his gift from Aunt Clara. You gotta admit, though, he does look pretty good on your tree. Celebrate the hilarious Christmas classic with an equally hilarious ornament.

The scene this ornament is inspired by is from Thanksgiving, but since the holidays all blend together after October 31, it works for Christmas, too. Could Monica be any more excited for the holidays? Heck no.

Frosty the snowman has a little more to say this year than just "Happy Birthday!" This naughty ornament comes preprogrammed with three phrases that he spouts off any time someone gives him a squeeze.

It's getting hot in your house and your gingerbread people have taken off all of their clothes. Don't worry, you'll still be on the nice list even if your ornaments are naughty.

The Missing Link has been found! He's been on your tree all along. Sasquatch is bigger and nicer than ever (even he wants a place on the Nice List) in ornament form and he's festive AF.

This is the fourth French hen that didn't quite make the cut, but he's too cool for the other three anyway. The rubber chicken has long been a gag gift staple and decorators with a sense of humor will get loads of chuckles out of this ornament replica of the toy.

Are you feeling stuck during the holidays? Kinda like you've been in a rut that's lasted all year? Get unstuck with the shiniest turd killer you've ever seen. This plunger ornament is just what your bathroom Christmas tree has been waiting for.

Break out the glass of milk, there's a gingerbread man down! This ornament looks so realistic (and so in peril) that Santa will have to be careful not to mistake him for the cookies you left out.

Jesus Christmas, have you *herd* of knocking before entering? Be a dear and hand this buck-naked buddy a little TP after peeping on what he's up to in the outhouse.

Santa's having a ha-ha-ha moment instead of a ho-ho-ho. Take a look up in the sky, that's not Rudolph's nose shining, that's Santa's fat ass catching the light of the moon.

You know that scene in Christmas Vacation when they discover a squirrel in the tree? That's exactly how you should wake your family up on Christmas morning when you see this ornament hanging on the branches. Scream Squirrel and let them race downstairs to discover it's wearing underpants.

Now that's an RRRRRRRRV. It's gonna look as great on your tree as it did in the driveway of Clark W Griswold III's driveway. The tenement on wheels is just begging to be hung from your branches and hopefully not blasted out of the sky if a pussy cat gets hungry for some cords.

If you really wanna secure yourself a place on the nice list this year, leave Santa a note that says he can use your bathroom. How many families do you think do that? None. Seeing this ornament will be enough to let the big man know he can use your can.