35 Really Amazing Housewarming Gifts That Every Homeowner Will Obsess Over

If drinking out of a skull isn’t your thing, consider drinking out a radioactive waste barrel style drinking cup! The radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it, along with the traditional barrel design.

Eat sushi like a Samurai Warrior with these highly detailed miniature samurai sword chopsticks. These fully functional chopsticks are a great gift for anyone who is a heavy sushi eater or for anyone who simply enjoys Japanese culture.

Throw your old coffee mug out the window, it’s now obsolete! The tank meter coffee mug is a heat sensitive coffee mug that will displays its “fuel” level depending on how full or empty the coffee mug is. This Tank Meter Coffee Mug makes a great Secret Santa gift at the office.

If stabbing your ex with knives isn’t violent enough to satisfy your lust of everything knife related, this five finger knife holder will surely do the trick. This five finger knife set includes 5 of the most commonly used knives in stainless steel.

Give your dog a bed that matches his laid back personality – the hammock dog bed is a comfy and stylish bed that is available in both small and large sizes. Crafted using only eco-friendly materials, the bed will perfectly compliment all your other home decor.

Stop living hour to hour and live life in the slow lane with help from the day of the week clock. Rather than keeping track of the hours in a day, the clock keeps track of each day of the week, making this great for both weekend warriors and retirees.

Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

A fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop stacks of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This nifty ice cream scooper has a modern design and is easy to clean up too.

Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use <del>to murder your ex</del>, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.

Regular ginger bread men are so old, cliché, and lame. With this cookie cutter mold you can create the coolest cookies in existence: ninjabread men cookies! Three attack poses are included in this cookie cutter set of ninjabread men.

Now you can make cookies and brownies or even cakes on a stick with this cakesicle cooking pan! This non-stick coated pan includes twenty four wooden sticks, so you can bake up a storm! It’s a great gift for anyone who likes to bake up sweets.

Do you like the idea of the Snuggie blanket, but wish it a higher quality that doesn’t fall apart when you wash it? The Slanket uses the same design as the Snuggie, allowing use of your hands while wearing a blanket, except it is a higher quality fabric.

Ditch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.

Take all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you.

This geeky doormat is a clever tribute to the widely used “slide to unlock” security feature on smart phones. The slide to unlock doormat is made of rubber and measures roughly 2’x1′ making it ideal for dorms and small living spaces.

The adjustable measuring cup is a clever little baking tool to save time and space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of various measuring cups and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.

Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! The mold has six cavities to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time.