33 Absurdly Funny Lingerie Garments That'll Fire Up The Laughter In The Bedroom

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Your man won’t be able to keep his eyes – or hands – off you when you slip into this bubble wrap lingerie. The risque design of these unique unmentionables covers up all your naughty bits yet leaves little to the imagination. Remember: once you pop, you can’t stop!

If you’re looking to impress, skip the fancy jewelry and go straight for gold by surprising your better half with a pair of panties featuring your face! They’ll help you stake your claim while providing endless laughter for your good-humored honey.

Show off the solar system with this glow in the dark underwear. Available in male and female styles, the glow in the dark underwear features stars, planets, moons, and asteroids reminiscent of the glow in the dark space stickers we all enjoyed from our youth.

There aren't any French Fries or apple slices included with the happy meal behind this pair of undies but you do get a pretty nice piece of fish taco. Too far? Who cares, break out the toys and have a fast food kind of a time.

Watch your man rear back his head in sheer terror when he takes a peek inside your pants and sees these yellow teeth looking back at him. If you "forget" to shave your hoo-ha, the effect will be all the more disturbing.

If a guy is gonna try and slide something on into your more sensitive areas, he really should heed the words of this pussy cat before trying anything. They'll help him out, help you out, and lead to an all-around better experience.

"Same penis forever" sounds like kind of a threat but also kinda not the worst thing ever, right? Like, why would you marry a guy if he didn't know how to use his magic wand to cast a spell on your lady parts?

Have you ever noticed how sex is a lot of work? Go for a roll in the hay and your Apple watch things you got a workout in. Wear these panties to suggest to your man that you get a little fuel back in the tank to fire up the next session.

Give a new meaning to being attached to the hip of your lover with a pair of two-person underwear. You'll have to face each other the entire time you're wearing the novelty pair, so make sure you brushed ya damn teeth.

There are few things your BF could look at your lady bits and see that would freak him out as much as the face of a llama, but a llama with ears will really send him over the edge. He'll want to rip these off of you in sheer terror.