37 Extremely Funny Christmas Decorations That'll Deck Your Halls With LOLs

Have Santa grant all your holiday wishes by having him fill up every nook and cranny of the tactical Christmas stocking. With features like a metal clip, six strips of MOLLE, and a rack for shotgun shells, it’s the ideal way for any military veteran to spread a little holiday cheer.

Surprise guests with an appearance from the one and only Grinch by laying out this mind-bendingly cool optical illusion doormat. This festive doormat comes with a non-slip backing along with a soft velvet surface that make it ideal for any room in your home.

Keep it modern and elegant this holiday season with the black Christmas tree. Available in either a 6-foot or 7-foot model, this stylish tree is made from a high-quality non-flammable, non-allergenic PVC material and features hinged branches for easy setup.

Turn holiday traditions on their head by turning heads with the upside down artificial Christmas tree. This stunner stands at 7 feet, features a nice full shape, and is composed of 100% PVC needles that give it a natural appearance.

There’s no need to enter a sweepstakes in order to own the classy leg lamp from the beloved holiday film A Christmas Story. This stylish light fixture is a miniature replica of the one from the film and makes a great gift idea for the home of any movie buff.

Frosty the Snowman himself would be impressed by the snow friend you're able to make with this 16-piece snowman kit. All the trimmings are included, from the scarf to the pipe and every piece can be reused year after year.

It ain't much, but it's yours at Christmastime, you know? This redneck Christmas tree will fit any size house, from a double wide to a tenement on wheels, and bring the holiday season to your halls in style.

Frosty the snowman had a helluva case of gas, and that's lucky for all of us because Jack Frost wasn't bringing us a white Christmas, it was Frosty all along. Kids won't be able to stop laughing at this glass bulb of the snowman spreading his cheeks and farting up a snowstorm.

The guests at the party won't be able to stop talking about your toilet this holiday season, it'll be dressed up in its Christmas best. This costume is complete with pieces to spruce up the floor, the tank, and the lid. Bonus: there's a tissue box costume, too.

Someone's got a gift for you this Christmas and if you need a hint about what it might be, why not take a listen to Lonely Island's "D*ck in a Box." D*ck, er, deck the boughs of your tree with Barry Wood and get ready for your most sensual season yet.

The HOA will be so proud of the festive spirit you're showing when you dress your mailbox up in this light-up Christmas tree. It fits most standard mailboxes and looks great even if the sun is shining high in the sky.

Anyone that makes it a tradition to watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation every holiday season is going to recognize this bad boy. Break the 4L Marty Moose punch bowl out at your next party and enjoy a chat with a pal about how their kids are getting cured off the Wild Turkey and barking for the yak woman.

If you're old enough to remember the Star Wars Christmas Special, there's not a single reason you shouldn't bring the Force to your yard with these light-up ornaments modeled after R2D2, Yoda, and Darth Vader. The youth must know the legacy of the worst Christmas movie ever made. Now, what do you get a Wookiee for Christmas?

The Grinch knows what you did and he approves. Step your stink, stank, stunky ass into the shower and clean yourself up. You'll be singing "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" with this bathroom set decking your halls. It comes with two rugs, a toilet lid cover, and a shower curtain.

You're not the only one getting lit this year, Marty the Moose will be, too! These Christmas Vacation-inspired lights come ten to a strand and will bring the hap-hap-happiest holiday spirit the season has to offer to your humble abode.

If you only jingle some of the ways you're never going to make it over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. Who knows where you'll end up? This charming and hilarious towel is a must for any holiday lover's kitchen, especially if they want to get the most out of the festive season.

You can always count on the dog to exact revenge. Grandma got run over by a reindeer and Santa's paying for that mistake with this inflatable. The hilarious piece is lit with an LED, making it visible to everyone on the block. And it's 6 feet tall, let's see if your neighbor can top that.

Santa's watching and all the people on the nice list are careful not to f*ck up the coffee table. With this eight-piece coaster set, it'll be safe from water rings and you'll enjoy a whole season of laughs reading the alcohol-inspired puns on them. They're cork, so they won't scratch the furniture.