33 Ridiculously Funny Coffee Mugs That Will Have You Laughing Your Butt Off

Stonks, as we all know, only go up. But to fuel your five minutes of diligent research before going diamond hands with your kid’s college fund into a stonk, you need to stay caffeinated! And what better way to do it, than with a Stonks coffee mug.

Start your day off right by setting the tone with the “Get Sh*t Done” coffee mug. This matte finished coffee mug is reported to increase productivity by an astounding 200% while reducing time spent looking at pictures of cats on the internet by a respectable 22.73%.

Guard your perfectly manicured whiskers from the onslaught of hot and frothy drinks by sipping out of the mustache guard mug. It features a ceramic barrier designed to protect the upper lip hair follicles from unforgiving beverages.

Get your morning fix by ingesting a full dose of caffeine with the prescription bottle coffee mug. For those of us who need a nice hot cup of joe to get the day started, this the comical coffee mug is the ideal way to kickstart things in the morning with some legal stimulants.

You’ll wanna get up at 4:20 every morning when you’ve got the Wake and Bake mug to look forward to. The crafty ceramic mug is a pipe on the outside and coffee on the inside. Choose from several colors for the mug, which will become your favorite caffeine and cannabis delivery device.

There are a few ways to use this coffee mug; the first is the usual way, raising it - with two hands - to drink. The other ways are a bit more fun. It's about 10.2"x6.7" in size and holds 1.5 gallons of coffee so it can also be used as a personal punch bowl.

You know that "customer service voice" you have? This Have a Great Day Middle Finger mug is basically customer service voice in a mug. How can anyone have a great day on a Monday? Literally only by drinking coffee from this black and white mug that tells the world how you really feel.

Go bottoms up and express your Monday feels with this middle finger surprise mug. Waiting for you at the bottom of the 300mL cup is the "bird," fully flipped, and happy to help you express the number of f*cks (zero) you have left to give in the morning.

People are gonna say, "why does your mug say ick, OH!" the first time they see this funny and clever mug. The handle has been reversed so it's in a D shape and spells an entirely different word. It's handmade from ceramic and holds almost 10oz of liquid.

You and your hubs can have a funny inside joke with this "For Fox Sake" coffee mug. The kids won't get it, but when they're screaming, you can have a little smile while staring at the beautiful hand-drawn fox and brush script "swear" words.

This novelty mug is just what you need to get your coffee fix, and find an excuse to be late to the weekly team meeting where all your boss does is lecture. How? Just pull the rubber plug in the middle of the mug and it'll spill all over your desk.

After a night spent hanging onto the toilet, you can hang onto it a little longer with this toilet bowl mug. Much like your intestines after gas station sushi or one too many beers, it holds 12oz of straight fiery brown liquid.

The size (of your coffee mug, get your mind out of the gutter) matters! You can't be sipping 6oz of joe, that's ridiculous. Really add some pep to your step with this epic 30oz mug that'll light you up and help you take the dump of your life.

As if people eat oatmeal and drink coffee in the morning because it tastes good. That bitter slop is good for one thing: firing up the 'ol intestines. For the person who can set their watch to their bowel movements, this turd-shaped mug is a 12oz winner that'll keep 'em going and going and going.

There are going to be mornings that she feels like a real Unt but after drinking some coffee from this mug, she'll feel a lot better. The handcrafted ceramic piece holds enough coffee that one whole mug should get her in a better mood.

You gotta start climbing the corporate ladder somewhere and as you're stepping onto the bottom rung, shine so bright the folks higher up have no choice but to see you for your sense of humor with this mug. It holds 8oz of coffee, so you'll always be getting up to get more, making it look like you're doing lotsa work.