29 Propane-Fueled King Of The Hill Merch That's Perfect For Anyone Obsessed With The 90s Show

Channel the legenda of Dale Gribble with the iconic Mack hat. Perfect for conspiracy theorists and King of the Hill fans, it’s a bold nod to his unforgettable style. Pair it with a van for the ultimate tribute to Dale’s paranoia.

It might be a reproduction but it's still pretty dang cool! The print features all the boys in the alley and the signatures of the voice actors who played them. It's a must for super fans of the iconic '90s show.

When the internet goes out or streaming services dumb off shows once again, you'll be all set with this set of King of the Hill DVDs on your shelf. Every episode, every season, and some extras. Sounds pretty dang nice.

Show your appreciation for the greatest Colonel of all time with a mug bearing his description of his greatest achievement. This hilarious mug might cause a few spit takes from those around you, so be ready to duck in case bullets of coffee are flying through the air.

Celebrate the 4th of July the way the guys on Rainey street would, by putting this American flag outside your home. Hank would be so proud to see himself, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer as part of your patriotic display.

Do you ever find yourself saying, "Dang it, where are my keys?" Never again with this King of the Hill lanyard. Put your keys on the end of this officially licensed lanyard and they'll be easy to find, even at the bottom of your purse!

It's a fair question that Hank posits here on this hilarious magnet. In moments of extreme stress any guy should reach for the keys of his mower and enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass to go cool off.

The Mega-Lo-Mart's favorite artist can ride again in your home with this Chuck Mangione vinyl. Put it on the turntable and chill out to some of the trumpeter's chillest tunes.

It's no Wagner Char-King but it'll work. Hank Hill would be proud to tell you this beauty, which is the "Char-Broil 463354021 Performance 4-Burner Cabinet Style Liquid Propane Gas Grill." It's got a stainless steel body, 435sq inches of cooking space and a 10000 BTU hooded burner. Dang, that's good.

We're not entirely clear on what these propane accessories are, but Hank Hill never specified the sort you're supposed to have. Presumably, you should use the shiny spout thing to decorate your house, or perhaps leave them out for the propane fairy to visit.

If you know what's good for you, you'll only use this grilling tools set when you're cooking with propane. Otherwise, the ghost of Hank Hill will show up in your backyard and make off with the whole stainless steel set, and they're pretty nice, too!

Sit your diminished glutes down on this riding lawnmower and go make your grass look like a million bucks! The mower can take care of some serious acreage or a suburban lawn with ease and is gas-powered. Bill would definitely borrow it and lose it.

Cosplay Bill Dauterive with a big pack of ribbed white tank tops. They're available in any size, even for dudes who can more authentically imitate Bill Dauterive with a giant beer gut.

Poor Bobby, he was just trying to get in a little kissing practice when Hank caught him and delivered this iconic line. Maybe that boy ain't right, but maybe he is. You'll still get a laugh from this magnet every time you walk by.

Escuchame, it is very important to be able to communicate with Peggy Hill in her Spanish class, and to do so, you're going to need this dictionary. Not just because you'll need to check and see if the words she's using are actually real, but because you can show off your amazing skills by teaching her new words.