23 Extremely Funny Bumper Stickers That Will Make You Run Off The Road Laughing

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

Republican, Democrat, it doesn’t matter. We’re all losers in this upcoming election. That’s why you need to vote for a GIANT METEOR to just end it already. Giant Meteor will lower taxes, reduce man made carbon emissions, and will make Earth great again.

Poke fun at all the bumper sticker families on the road with the hungry T-Rex car decal. The decal depicts a ferocious T-Rex devouring a lovely stick figure family. And if that’s not enough, it also features a caption flat out stating how delicious they were.

Nothing to see here, just a quiet neighbor with a big freezer. He stores a lot of meat in there. What kind of meat is up for debate, but as long as it's not a cop asking the questions, or anyone with a relative who is a cop, who are you not answer?

Don't other drivers know that the 11th commandment is thou shalt not tailgate? Make them reassess their decisions and decide if they have to go to confession by reading this bumper sticker.

Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one for a woman who craves a guy who can land a real lunker when he goes to the pond. The other half of this bumper sticker is dedicated to the fish that you'll bring back to your fly lady.

Sure, you've done some dumb sh*t, but who hasn't? The only question you should be asking after someone rolled their car, runs it into a light pole, rams the back of a semi, or something totally idiotically like that is the one on this bumper sticker.

It helps to empathize with fellow drivers while you're screaming down the highway changing lanes with reckless abandon. With this bumper sticker on the rear of your car, they'll know to steer clear of your insanity.

Almost two decades after the realise of the iconic song the truth has finally come out. It was you. You let the dogs out. In the distance...the sound of sirens. Close by all you can hear is "woof, woof, woof woof." It's time to run.

The last thing you need to start your workday is a kiss from behind from someone who doesn't know how to stop short. You've got good brakes and a good reaction time, how about the person behind you? This bumper sticker gives them fair warning that they need to Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Back the fuck off.

Interesting fun fact, you really can get 16 people into a Nissan Ultima. Slap this bumper sticker on the back of your compact car and leave people guessing. How many people really are packed into the backseat and the trunk? Are they double-stacked? There are so many questions.