25 Absurdly Funny Blankets That'll Crack You Up As They Warm You Up

Your dino-loving kiddo will be sleeping snugger than ever wrapped up in their very own glow-in-the-dark dinosaur blanket. It measures 60″ x 72″ and comes with a fun design depicting classic dinosaurs, eggs, and even a few hatchlings too.

Show off your love for veggies and healthy eating by snuggling up in this giant cabbage blanket. Designed to look like a giant leaf of yummy cabbage, this vibrant polyester and feather fabric blanket will be an instant conversation piece in your home.

Join the dark side and be warm and toasty when you do by sliding on a Darth Vader blanket with sleeves. It's almost 6 feet tall, so it fits most adult men, and is made of soft polyester material. You'll love the details, all you need to do is provide Darth Vader's voice to make it a costume.

When you're chillin' like a villain, don't rock that Doc Ock outfit, be the hero you are inside with a Spider-Man Snuggie blanket. The fuzzy fleece blanket goes from shoulder to toes and looks just like Spidey's costume does.

Go on your own time and space traveling adventures the next time you nap with the Doctor Who TARDIS blanket. Designed like a giant TARDIS, the blanket measures 50″ x 89″ and is made out of 100% fleece which makes it extra snuggly and great for napping.

When you've settled down for the night to watch some TV tales, kick back on the couch in this shark tail and you can't go wrong. The cozy blanket is made from fleece and will comfortably fit a kid or adult.

There's a good chance the Virgo in your life loves her dog more than she loves you, but you love her dog, too, so you're even. With this blanket, she can really show off how much she loves her pooch. The fleecy blanket shows off the dog's best face on your choice of background color.

Turn your kid into a kid-rito on a rainy summer evening with the burrito blanket. The blanket looks exactly like a tortilla and is almost 5 feet in diameter, that's more than enough room to wrap them all the way up.

Have a little fun with your warm wearables by dressing up as a shark! This blanket sweatshirt isn’t just for kids, it’s ideal for adults with a sense of humor, too. It’s got pocket, a hood, fins, and eyes!

She can turn herself into her favorite breakfast food with a blanket that looks like a waffle. At 60 inches in diameter, she'll be able to wrap her entire self up in it and get super cozy in its soft warm fleece.

All her cravings for chocolate will be satisfied when she curls up in this cookie blanket (after, of course, grabbing a large bar of chocolate to enjoy while she's cuddled there). The super realistic flannel blanket is over 5 feet in diameter and big enough to share with a dog or cat.

Donut be afraid to admit it, you want to take a big bite out this donut blanket. And how could you not? With pink frosting that looks absolutely mouthwatering and an array of sprinkles, it's pretty appetizing.

Is your mouth watering just looking at this blanket or is it just us? Bring some scrumptious softness into your home with a blanket that looks like a freshly fried pan of bacon. Breakfast never felt so good.

Sloth is supposedly one of the seven deadly sins but it's so darn comfortable, just repent later and you'll be fine. Be extra slothy cuddled up in this wearable hooded sloth blanket and live your life according to the Billy Joel lyric about laughing with sinners than crying with saint, sinners are much more fun (and sloths are so cute!).

Don't freak out or anything, but this blanket is kind of a big dill. Spear-head a refit of your drab decor and switch it up to something more briney and bold with this throw. It's so comfortable you can spend your entire afternoon fermenting in fleecey feels.

Moo's that girl? Swaddle yourself in a real beauty with this blanket, featuring none other than a pal from the pasture, a cow. The brilliant bovine has an inquisitive look on her face and would love nothing more than to join the herd of blankets in your living room.

Could you BE any warmer when you're cuddled up in this FRIENDS icons throw? It's a blanket that will be there for you like 6 thirty-somethings in NYC even when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

Give up avocado toast, they said. You'll be able to afford a house then, they said. Swap your guac for this blanket and save some pennies on the heat with this avocado blanket. Complete with a pit, it'll inspire you to eat more green goodies.