45 Honorable Retirement Gifts For Police That Will Perfectly Commemorate Their Years Of Service

Aging Disgracefully is a hilarious take on the perks of getting older – saggy bits, little blue pills, and cheeky grandpas included. Packed with wit and wisdom, this book proves seniors know how to keep things fun, feisty, and fabulously inappropriate!

Introducing the Yeti Loadout fully-loaded bucket, a 5-gallon container that’s tough as nails and equally versatile. It comes with a Yeti rambler inspired lid, a cleverly compartmented basin, and a utility belt that would even turn the Caped Crusader green with envy.

These bullet shaped whiskey stones are the ultimate way to cool your drink without diluting it like regular ice cubes would. Capable of freezing in just under an hour, these 304 stainless steel stones can chill your drink in just 3 minutes.

As a police officer, he's uttered some four-letter words in his day but none of them will be as flowery or as funny as the ones in this book of designs. The book is filled with 50 coloring pages so be sure to give him a big ol' box of colored pencils when you send this his way.

Just when you thought you couldn't make a tough guy like a cop tear up or turn into a kid with a card, this one came along. The peppy pop-up piece showcases his favorite vehicle and leaves plenty of room on the "road" for you to write a heartfelt message.

A lot of folks struggle to find their footing when they retire but this book can help him start it off on his best one. It's got 365 pages of sincere advice, ideas, and wisdom that'll help him transition gracefully into retirement and live his second life in a fulfilling, happy, and productive way.

He can have the boys over for a game of poker or blackjack and play in true cop style with this card set. There are two decks in the box as well as five dice. The cards and the box have a cool "back the blue" design that the whole squad will love.

Office Seymour Butz is reporting for retirement DOODy! He'll be arrested and charged for causing a public nuisance because of how hard he'll be laughing at this ridiculous toilet paper. It's pretty and completely functional so he could use it to wipe his tears of laughter away or wipe his butthole.

As soon as the liquor hits this shot glass it turns into two ounces of pure American amazingness. These are replica 12 gauge shotgun glasses that make a badass addition to any mancave. And you'll be doing good with every purchase, a portion of the proceeds are donated to the Wounded Warrior Project.

When the weather outside isn't good for golfing, he can do it inside and improve his game with this simulator. It can be used with any TV and pairs with this smartphone to deliver instant results and analysis. A stick is included, and it's small enough that he won't smack the ceiling when he swings.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

Sunny Sundays were made for napping and a guy can spend the whole day sprawled out in the sun with this Lazy Daze Outdoor hammock. The 55" hammock is double quilted for superior comfort and sturdiness.

With this clock on his wall, a guy might still forget his anniversary, but he'll never forget how many days are left until the weekend. The Day Clock is a fun gag gift for a dude with a forgetful streak. With a mahogany wood frame, it fits in with a variety of decor.