25 Absurdly Funny Birthday Gifts That Are Worth Their Weight In LOLs

You'll have a hell of a time telling the dog that you're his father while dressed in this Darth Vader Snuggie. The Force will be with you as you fast forward through shows on OnDemand cuddled up in the floor-length fleece piece that's easy to take on and off.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Get a sitter for the kids and enjoy a grown-up game night with a game that challenges you to draw 670 questionable things. Polite company should not be invited, but your raunchiest pals should be to enjoy this Pictionary style drawing game.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

How To Make Money In Your Spare Time is the captivating read that shows you how you can make some extra money in a “not so legitimate” way. It examines the Mafia and similar organizations to provide an alternative path to financial freedom.

He’s gonna have some explaining to do when this prank shipping box appears on his doorstep. You can put whatever you want inside, but the mailman, his neighbors, his wife, and even his dog might have some questions after getting a load of what’s printed on the outside.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

It doesn't matter if you're five or 50 years old, butts will always be funny. Enjoy a game of butt putt with the farting golf putter. You provide the club and the balls, and the number two putter will provide six different part noises every time you make a hole

Show up to the tailgate packing serious heat by strapping on the beer belt. The belt allows you to carry six cans of your favorite beer or soda on your waist so that you can immediately quench your thirst – even if there is no concession stand or bar insight.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Have you heard of the Homebody Burrito? It’s only the most deliciously relaxing thing you could ever eat. The only thing you need to make it is this tortilla blanket and yourself. At almost 5 feet in diameter, the fleece piece is the secret ingredient for a homebody’s life.

Become the talk of the break room at work by trading in your plain old mug for the golden toilet mug. This fantastic mug features an eye-catching design that’s sure to be a conversation starter and will hold up to ten ounces of your favorite beverage.

Combat foul bodily smells with one of these personalized fart extinguisher candles. This handmade soy wax candle is available in delightful scents like toasted pumpkin, apple harvest, and Christmas tree – making this a great and humorous housewarming gift.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Give a shitshow a moment in your life the ambient lighting it deserves with this dumpster fire candle. This paraffin wax candle shaped like a tiny green dumpster measures 5″ x 3.4″ x 3″ and will burn for roughly 40 to 50 hours.

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.