27 Ridiculously Funny Stocking Stuffers That'll Crack Up The Entire Family And Santa Too

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Help your favorite foul-mouth friend with a sense of humor stay on top of their stuff with the WTF Is My Password log book. This to-the-point journal allows you to keep track of all important log-in information organized and easily accessible.

Liven up this year’s Christmas celebration by challenging the kids to this inflatable reindeer ring toss game. This festive and festive game perfect for the entire family comes with a set of two inflatable horns in addition to ten rings.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

You gotta stop the party early on Christmas so Santa has time to come by and put the presents under the tree. Stop up your wine with this rubber chicken and the laughter will make visions of sugar hens dance in your head.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

The scents of the Christmas season are some of the best, full of happy memories and heartwarming feelings. As you’re writing your letter to Santa, revel in that magic with these scented pencils. There are five in the tube, each with a fun holiday theme and yummy aroma.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid in many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.

If you like Cards Against Humanity and clever wordplay, you’ll go nuts for the Punderdome card game. After drawing 2 prompt cards like “colors” and “minor injuries”, players will have 90 seconds to come up with as many dad-joke worthy puns as possible.

Get ready for lots of toot noises and fart sounds when you break out this cotton candy. When kids have eaten handfuls of the tasty spun sugar snack they’re gonna want to try and figure out what a reindeer fart sounds like.

It's easier than ever to cut your pizza when you're using a saw. Don't worry, this isn't a handyman's typical saw, it's a mini version that's hand-powered by the pizza eater. The novelty rotary cutter is a perfect stocking stuffer for a pizza-loving handyman.