33 Special First Mother's Day Gifts Guaranteed That She'll Cherish For A Lifetime

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Show the new mom in your life that she’s doing a bang-up job with There Are Way Worse Moms Than You. This chucklesome kid’s book for adults depicts dozens of strange yet true examples of ‘bad’ moms throughout the animal kingdom.

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Keep your marriage from going into the shitter once your little bundle of joy comes along by following the lessons found in How Not To Hate Your Husband After Kids. A true must read for new and seasoned parents alike.

Improve your quality of life by looking out for numero uno with The Self Care Bucket List as your guide. The kit comes filled with a variety of prompts, mantras, and activities designed to help you take a step back and appreciate what really matters.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Her intellectual nature means she loves to read, but she also likes choice. Save her from lugging books to and fro with a Kindle Paperwhite. The eReader is glare-free and has insane battery life. In addition to being able to buy eBooks, the reader can be paired with library apps to deliver borrowed eBooks.

Save a couple bucks on that jet bathtub and get the next best thing! A Con-Air dual jet bath spa clips to your tub and makes it a place you'll want to spend some time. Choose from a more traditional whirlpool experience or a refreshing bubble experience.

If their birthday wish is to be an influencer, make it come true with a set of lenses that'll make a face only a mother could love into one that the internet will be head over heels for. This set comes complete with Bluetooth remote and is super easy to install on their phone.

One look at baby’s handprints and footprints will always make mom and dad feel warm and fuzzy inside. With this photo frame, baby’s footprints will always be n view. The kit comes with soft clay that makes it easy to make imprints that accompany the two portraits.

Finally, a bedtime story that tells it like it is. The new parents in your life will get a good laugh out of this gift, but it'll also remind them that they're not alone in this crazy hard journey of raising a human.

When baby starts shrieking in the middle of the night, mama can shuffle to the little one's crib in comfort and style. Lack of sleep has never felt so good with memory foam around her feet, anti-skid soles beneath them and a suede outer layer to keep her tootsies warm.

It might be her first Mother's Day but that doesn't mean she hasn't already become the best mom ever. Make her aware of her new and extraordinary title with this photo blanket. It's 32"x48" and features your choice of 5 photos. Choose from 15 available background colors and you'll be ready to go.

When her feet are growling from running to and from baby's room, this pair of Dearfoams will make them feel happy again. Her toes will love hibernating in the plush memory foam slippers, which have faux fur inside and out for added warmth.

Mom and baby love matching! They'll look like quite the pair while you're out to brunch in this shirt set. There's a onesie for baby and a shirt for mom in your choice of three colors.

Mamas who prefer a more shabby chic look to their decor will adore how this frame infuses her love for baby with her love for rustic decor. The frame holds a 4"x6" photo and can be propped up on a table or hung on the wall.

Photos of baby shouldn't be limited to living on mama's phone. With this printer, she can use the power of Bluetooth to print 2"x3" pictures on demand. She won't need ink cartridges to make the printer work, it uses embedded dye crystals to deliver impressive picture quality with every print.

She wears her tiger stripes with pride but she might want to give them a little TLC so they fade a touch, that's ok, every mama is different. With this body butter, the magic potion of shea butter, avocado oil, and Vitamin E will soothe some of the dryness and lessen the appearance of her stretch marks.