37 LOL-Worthy Dirty Santa Gifts That Are The Perfect Mix Of Naugthy And Nice

The Animal Penis Book will send inquisitive animal lovers on an unforgettable journey of planet Earth’s wildlife. You’ll have the privilege of examining some of the strangest genitalia the animal kingdom has to offer!

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

This Cooking With Semen joke notebook is guaranteed to create loads of laughter at any gift exchange. Disguised as a risqué cooking book packed with “100 delicious recipes” this gag notebook will make the ideal gift for your favorite chef with a sense of humor.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Make your Tinder profile a hot commodity with a little help from the Dick Pic stick. This modern-day essential for single guys looking to impress shows twelve inches but is actually only nine inches long, giving you an added three inches of length.

Become the master of your own destiny with this DIY fortune cookie kit. This creative and entertaining gift for bakers of all skill levels includes everything needed to make 48 delectable cookies – including an edible ink pen and step-by-step instructions.

Give onlookers a peak at your bodacious dad bod by storing your goodies in this hairy gut fanny pack. It features a large zippered compartment along with a hilarious and life-like graphic that creates the illusion you have a hairy beer belly poking out of your shirt.

This adorable corgi butt car tissue dispenser makes an excellent addition for the ride of any dog lover. This cute doggy tooshie is made from premium polyester to ensure longevity and comes with a large zippered opening so that you can easily refill the tissues.

Give the gift of frustration and laughter by surprising your friend with a boxes in boxes in boxes prank gift box. Upon opening the large mystery box, they’ll be met with a series of gradually smaller cardboard boxes which they must open to get to the final small box inside.

If you’re not a big fan of the holiday season, this “meh” Christmas tree ornament is a perfect fit for your tree. This not-so-festive bauble features an opaque black design accented by the word “meh.” written in big white letters – perfect for blandly expressing your holiday joy.

Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid id s a game that's funny when you're sober, but it's rip-roaring hilarious when you're stoned. You and the gang will have a whale of a time cackling over the card that list something that someone has done, it's up to you to figure out what state they were in when they did it.

Punk your friends and family by giving them this devious apple pie to fart smell prank candle as a housewarming gift. Designed to burn for 30 hours, the candle initially gives off the sweet smell of apple pie, but slowly morphs into the putrid smell of flatulence.

Exact sweet revenge on anyone who’s crossed you with a pair of these dissolving swim prank shorts. These seemingly run-of-the-mill board shorts will begin to fall apart and dissolve when they come into contact with water.

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.

If you haven't cooked with roadkill, you ain't livin'. With the White Trash Cooking Recipe Book, you'll learn how to make all sorts of Appalachian favorites that folks from the region have eaten for years. Yes, that does include delicacies with raccoon.

When you've gorged yourself on Christmas cookies and cured meats and cheeses, you're gonna be spending a lot of time in the bathroom. With Thought Provoking Questions To Answer While You Poop, you'll be tempted to put your phone down and explore a whole new world of wonder.

The force is with the one that uses these light saber chopsticks to eat their noodles or sushi. The chopsticks are available in a "dark side" or a "light side" version and have magnets in the bottom so you can attach them together.

If you're gonna go ugly with your Christmas sweater, you might as well go ugly with your whole wardrobe. Deck yourself out like a Christmas tree by popping this LED light-up hat on your head. Just tap the button by your ear and the hat will start twinkling like Christmas lights.