33 Horrifying Zombie Gifts That Are Even More Desirable Than Braaaiiinnnsss

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Slip in and out of your sneakers with incredible ease thanks to the Xpand no-tie shoelace system. These one-size-fits-all laces come in over twenty vibrant colors and feature an elastic stretch to provide comfort all day long.

Gain the knowledge you need to survive the inevitable apocalypse by studying the informative pages of the Zombie Survival Guide. From learning effective defense tactics to understanding the physiology and anatomy of zombies, your survival is all but guaranteed.

The solar powered garden zombie works wonderfully whether your aim is to scare off intruders or just keep the yard well lit. This gruesome zombie holds up a solar powered lantern as he tries to rise up and escape from his backyard grave.

Keep your feet warm inside the heads of decapitated zombies with these creepily realistic zombie slippers. These slippers are created to look like real zombie heads, with popping out eyes, blue-toned skin, and blood soaked teeth.

Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets.

Give new meaning to “the walking dead” with these zombie flip flops. Perfect for the rotten and decaying beach-goer, these red and green gory zombie sandals come in a variety of sizes and thankfully do not smell like a decrepit corpse unless you have really smelly feet.

If you're going to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you have the right equipment. Inside this emergency outdoor set, you'll find a knife, saw, multi-tool, flashlight, and so much more it will help you beat zombies and build a shelter.

Join Rick Grimes and his crew and see how you'd do by playing The Walking Dead escape room in a box. You and your group of 4 to 8 will have 90 minutes to solve the puzzles in the box or be turned into a zombie. Anyone can play, you don't need to be familiar with the show to enjoy.

Yeah, this tool can come in handy if you're a trucker or someone who likes camping, but you know what else it does well? Kill zombies. You can use this ax to hack, pride, pole, pound, and so much more. The grip is shock absorbing so you can get more swings in with less pain.

It's pretty easy to kill this plant, all you have to do is touch it, but after a couple of days you'll be surprised to see it has come back to life. The zombie plant will amaze both kids and adults and comes with the seeds and soil you need to get started growing it.

If you really want to have fun with this sign, consider installing it on the door of your bathroom. Or perhaps your boss's office. The 8" x 12" sign is crafted from lightweight tin and has holes pre-drilled to make it easy to hang.

Get a little help from the undead to get to that stubborn itch on your back with this terrifying zombie hand-back scratcher. It's over a foot in length, meaning it can get to those impossible-to-reach spots.

The fun never dies when you're playing this zombie-inspired game of Monopoly. Instead of property, you'll buy zombies and rent with boxes of flesh. Instead of jail, you'll get buried underground and have to claw your way out. It's all kinds of undead fun.

Is that a zombie in your coffee mug or is your morning just going really roughly? This heat-reactive mug reveals a terrifyingly bloody scene as soon as you add a hot beverage to the container. It holds about 11 ounces of fluid, enough coffee to get your morning started right.

This three-pack of hot sauce is so spicy you'll swear if you sprinkled it on the tongue that someone recently deceased that it would bring them back to life. The three sauces in the set have been featured on Hot Ones and include flavors such as Son of Zombie, Garlic Reaper, and Zombie Apocalypse.

Deck your shelves with bobbleheads from one of the most iconic zombie TV shows of all time. These 8-inch tall high-quality poly-resin bobbleheads are each hand-painted and arrive with a certificate of authenticity. There are several characters to choose from, with Rick Grimes being just one.

Make sure you're good and ready for the zombie apocalypse by practicing with a set of dart blasters and a pop-up target. This shooting game toy set is great for kids and comes with two guns and 40 darts. That means two kids can play together at the same time without fighting.