33 Attention-Grabbing Middle Child Gifts That Are Unforgettable Unlike The Middle Child

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

Feed your favorite artist’s creative juices with 642 Things To Draw. This guided art journal comes with a series of 642 drawing prompts designed to inspire and entertain, making it ideal for all types of creative individuals.

It's #ThrowbackHoliday with this 400-in-1 Retro Handheld game. Modeled after the Gameboy from the 80s, the handheld contains enough 8-bit games that it'll take a kid over a year to play through all of them. With a 5-hour battery life, the handheld is great for road trips.

If you were to judge a book by this cover, you'd just this one as one that would make you happier. And not just because the front is bold and peppy, once you start leafing through the page on the inside you'll find loads of prompts to walk you through a 365-day mindfulness journey.

Sometimes the best way to find a little Zen is by blocking out the rest of the world. With these noise-canceling headphones, you can enjoy 40 hours of playtime, comfortable memory foam ear cups, and a reduction of ambient noise by up to 90%.

Creating a biography of herself that'll enchant and captivate her grandkids is easy with this book. The DIY autobiography is packed with 201 questions that cover a variety of topics and times of her life. She'll write directly in the book, so you'll also have her words in her handwriting, which will make it an instant keepsake.

You can never say that a middle child doesn't have fresh breath, especially when they have these middle child mints in hand. Tastes like no one will notice they've been extra fresh lately.

Fun fact: 50% of presidents have been middle children. As master negotiators, excellent diplomats, and clever creatives, middle children are uniquely suited to the position. With this book, they'll be well on their way to the White House.

When your middle child feels like screaming because you ran out of time at dinner to hear how their day was, this stress ball will have their back. The rainbow-colored ball is soothing with a satisfying squish and cute hues to marvel at.

Middle children might have drawn life's short straw but they can use that to their advantage. Turn them into an unstoppable tour de force with this book. They'll learn how to harness their innate powers of creativity, resilience, and negotiation to make a name for themselves in a big world.

The middle kid is the one that has to share a room, sleep on a pull-out couch when you're traveling, and gets voluntold to give up their own room when grandma comes to visit. Give them a place to find privacy in all places near and far with a lightweight pop-up privacy tent.

If your middle child is like every other middle child in the history of middle children they're going to need some serious therapy when they get older. And, you know, everyone can benefit from it at some point in their lives. But it's not cheap, toss 'em a few bucks to help out.

In a way, being a middle child is a blessing and this soap states one of the reasons why. They can dye their hair purple and no one will know or care. They can wear all black clothes and the same will be true. They can use this soap and smell amazing and no one will take notice.

When you've got enough kids to have a middle one, you gotta save a little cash on gifts. Instead of something new, a refurbished electronic item should do just fine. It's not so out of date that it doesn't work but it also doesn't have that brand-new price tag.