The 33 Weirdest Stuff You Can Actually Buy But Probably Shouldn't

If this potato was hot, that would be better, instead, it's shockingly shocking potato. Shocktato is hot potato upgraded. Instead of getting singed with the potato is in your hands too long, you'll get zapped.

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

There are a lot of gummy hamburgers, but this one is the original. It's the whopping Mac Daddy of gummy candy and is made of 22 gummy pieces that when put together, measure an impressive 4.6oz. It makes a great post-barbecue dessert.

Turn your dank buds into perfectly sculpted masterpieces by learning the noble art of Cannabonsai. Cannabonsai: A Beginners Guide will show you how to transform auto-flowering plants into aesthetically pleasing Bonsai inspired creations.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

Is there a better comfort food than pizza? It's cheesy, it's warm, it makes you feel good inside. Not, it does all of that but in blanket form. The fleece pie is 71" in diameter and will make you feel on the outside like a pizza makes you feel on the inside.

Enjoy a fun-filled afternoon with your pals playing PImple Pete, the popping game. The game was created by Dr. Pimple Popper and challenges you to pop the pimples without getting sprayed by the stuff inside his weird head.

More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.

What can't you do with a 3' inflatable pickle? You can use it as a pool floatie. You can use it as your second passenger in the HOV lane. You can use it to measure against the cucumbers in your garden. You can even watch Netflix with it.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Class up your nasty feelings or curse words by displaying them as a sampler. Your mom's favorite decoration lives again in this display board with 32 rotating phrases. Whatever you're feeling, slip the mock embroidered piece in the golden frame.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Protect yourself from making the awful mistake of wiping your face with the same part of the towel you wipe your butthole with after your last shower with this cleverly designed terry. There's one side for each half of the body, just be sure not to mess 'em up.

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.