35 Kick-Ass Housewarming Gifts For Men That Every Man's Castle Should Have

Jam out to your favorite songs while in the bathroom with this Bluetooth shower speaker. It features a 200 foot range, works with both Android & iOS, and comes with speakerphone functionality so you never miss a single call while showering.

Show your meat-loving better half how much they mean to you by surprising them with a savory beef jerky bouquet. Each stunning flower in this delectable bouquet is expertly made from quality beef jerky – available in either original, hot, or teriyaki flavors.

Chill a room temperature canned drink in just 60 seconds using this compact automatic beverage chiller. Simply add a bit of ice, place the can in the main compartment, and watch in amazement as this battery operated appliance cools your drink in 1 minute flat.

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

Ensure your cookouts are legendary while making the most of your trusty grill with The Best Grilling Cookbook Ever Written. You’ll learn to unlock your grill’s true potential and use it to whip up everything from “soups and salads to mains and appetizers”.

Gain an edge over your opponent by studying the lessons inside Sun Tzu’s seminal work, The Art of War. This classic read is packed with timeless wisdom and boasts a striking gold and red hardcover that make this a proper coffee table book for any bachelor pad.

Stop devouring processed crap and start eating like a healthy individual by following the recipes in the Thug Kitchen cookbook. This foul-mouthed read cuts right to the chase by showing you how to cook healthy and simple plates from scratch without wasting time.

Ensure your meals are cooked to perfection by preparing your poultry with the Bluetooth kitchen thermometer. Instead of having to constantly check up on your bird, it lets you monitor everything from your phone so you know when it’s at just the right point.

He never has to water this plant, even though it's alive. But how? It's a completely self-sustaining ecosystem. All he's gotta do is take it out of the box, follow the instructions that come with it and he's got a best plant friend for life.

The inspection might have been spotless but they're bound to find a few things they might wanna fix up, or their furniture might need assembly. Whatever it is, this 148-piece Cartman tool set can tackle it. All the hard steel gear packs up nicely in a steel case that can be slid into their brand-new closets.

When the day's poses and practice were particularly demanding, it's ok to take a load off with this acupressure mat. In fact, it may make you even more ready for the next day's activity. The mat and pillow set is covered with soft nubs that press into trigger points in your neck and back to relieve pain and tension.

As soon as the ink is dry on that mortgage, you gotta fix anything and everything that goes wrong. Save yourself time and money and learn how to do smaller repairs and maintenance tasks with this incredible book. It breaks down big tasks into small, achievable steps and will advise when it's best to call the repair man.

Now that you're paying rent you need to be more cognizant of your finances. Grow your own avocado toast with this clever boat, which turns an avocado pit into a tiny tree sprout. Sure, it'll take years to bear fruit but you're tenacious, you'll get there!

The idea of making beer sounds awesome but in practice, it can be a bit of a hassle. Until now, this machine was designed for home brewing elites so it has elite functionality like a professional CO2 carbonation system, 5L capacity (that's about thirteen 12oz beers), and the ability to fine-tune the ABV and IBU of your beer.

Now that he's got a place of his own, he doesn't have to move once a year to avoid rent raises and he might invest in some real furniture. He can keep it safe from crumbs and spills with this genius contraption that fits between the cushions in his couch.

Your boy wants to show off his freshly mown lawn, bring over this Knock Off Backyard Tossing Game and get the party started. Crack some beers and toss the frisbee, the goal is to tap the opposing team's water bottle off the top of the tall stick.

Tantalize his tushy with a luxurious bidet toilet attachment that'll leave his taint feeling squeakier than a rubber duck. With several pressure settings, he'll be able to erase the marks of any dump of any size.

A house is a pretty big thing to keep lit all the time, and when you give your dude this Smart Light Switch Kit, you'll be saving him a few bucks on his electric bill. It pairs with this phone so he can turn lights on and off from anywhere, or leave the lights on while he's on vacation.