37 Extremely Weird Amazon Products That Make No Sense And All the Sense

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Turn your dank buds into perfectly sculpted masterpieces by learning the noble art of Cannabonsai. Cannabonsai: A Beginners Guide will show you how to transform auto-flowering plants into aesthetically pleasing Bonsai inspired creations.

Fall in love with your favorite fast food staple all over again by satisfying your craving with a tube of cheeseburger paste. It was specially created for astronauts in the 70s and is just the thing for the adventurous foodie.

Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.

Bring the gloriously odd breed of shoppers known as The People of Walmart to life with your artistic skills. This adult themed coloring book contains page after page of the wonderfully weird shoppers you’re likely to encounter at the land of Walmart.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.

Have a frozen banana in a way that you've never had it before by using this weird contraption on the yellow fruit. It effectively cores your banana so you can fill it with something more delicious than banana, like Nutella or peanut butter.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.

Unleash endless amusement with this egg laying chicken keychain! Watch jaws drop as this hilarious fowl lays its tiny eggs wherever you go. A pocket-sized prankster, perfect for gifting a daily dose of laughter. Egg-citingly entertaining for all ages!

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

For a rootin' tootin' firecracker of a dinner, you've gotta try canned rattlesnake. Break out the salt and pepper, this bad boy is unseasoned and contains no MSG, no growth hormones, and no nitrates. It's 100% handmade.