33 Horrifying Zombie Gifts That Are Even More Desirable Than Braaaiiinnnsss

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Make sure you're good and ready for the zombie apocalypse by practicing with a set of dart blasters and a pop-up target. This shooting game toy set is great for kids and comes with two guns and 40 darts. That means two kids can play together at the same time without fighting.

Slip in and out of your sneakers with incredible ease thanks to the Xpand no-tie shoelace system. These one-size-fits-all laces come in over twenty vibrant colors and feature an elastic stretch to provide comfort all day long.

Deck your shelves with bobbleheads from one of the most iconic zombie TV shows of all time. These 8-inch tall high-quality poly-resin bobbleheads are each hand-painted and arrive with a certificate of authenticity. There are several characters to choose from, with Rick Grimes being just one.

Gain the knowledge you need to survive the inevitable apocalypse by studying the informative pages of the Zombie Survival Guide. From learning effective defense tactics to understanding the physiology and anatomy of zombies, your survival is all but guaranteed.

If you're going to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you have the right equipment. Inside this emergency outdoor set, you'll find a knife, saw, multi-tool, flashlight, and so much more it will help you beat zombies and build a shelter.

Since it's going to be pretty challenging to find an overturned Twinkie truck during the zombie apocalypse, you're going to need to know how to cook. Unlike the undead, your taste buds aren't going to atrophy, so you'll want to consult the 80 recipes in this book to get the best gastronomic survival tips.

Grab your friends and make game night extra creepy by rolling the dice with zombies. This carry-in cup game is simple to learn and takes only minutes to play. There are 13 dice in the package, and the goal is to eat brains, not get shotgunned, and defeat all the humans.

It's pretty easy to kill this plant, all you have to do is touch it, but after a couple of days you'll be surprised to see it has come back to life. The zombie plant will amaze both kids and adults and comes with the seeds and soil you need to get started growing it.

If you've ever wondered what you'll have to survive on during the zombie apocalypse, Zombie Munch will give you a pretty good idea. The trail mix includes spicy peanuts, roasted almonds, roasted pepitas, salted corn nuts, chili lemon sticks, and more. Maybe the apocalypse will be more gourmet than we thought.

No one in their right mind would try to steal a cookie from this jar, they might get bitten by a zombie if they do. Keep your cookies and other sweets safe in the ceramic piece that can accommodate dozens of delicious treats.

Keep your feet warm inside the heads of decapitated zombies with these creepily realistic zombie slippers. These slippers are created to look like real zombie heads, with popping out eyes, blue-toned skin, and blood soaked teeth.

If you really want to have fun with this sign, consider installing it on the door of your bathroom. Or perhaps your boss's office. The 8" x 12" sign is crafted from lightweight tin and has holes pre-drilled to make it easy to hang.

Create your own stop-motion B-movie or terrifying desk scene with a set of six fully articulated zombie action figures. Not only can you move around their arms and legs, but you can also pop them off and swap them with their comrade's body parts.

Get a little help from the undead to get to that stubborn itch on your back with this terrifying zombie hand-back scratcher. It's over a foot in length, meaning it can get to those impossible-to-reach spots.

The fun never dies when you're playing this zombie-inspired game of Monopoly. Instead of property, you'll buy zombies and rent with boxes of flesh. Instead of jail, you'll get buried underground and have to claw your way out. It's all kinds of undead fun.

Add a little extra whimsy to your Halloween treats by baking them up and pulling them out of the oven with an oven mitt that looks like a zombie's hand. This high-quality mitt has a professional print that won't rub off over time and fantastic insulation to keep your hands safe.

Join Rick Grimes and his crew and see how you'd do by playing The Walking Dead escape room in a box. You and your group of 4 to 8 will have 90 minutes to solve the puzzles in the box or be turned into a zombie. Anyone can play, you don't need to be familiar with the show to enjoy.